*deku Panicking*

Izuku: Kacchan, would you still love me if I got a bowl cut?

Bakugou: Deku, I swear to god -

Izuku: TODOROKI SAID HE KNEW HOW TO CUT HAIR

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Squad freshness level: Plus Ultra!! ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

The evening was quiet and still as the sun slowly sank. It was peaceful, calm, though not for long. Moments after the sun sank fully, the shadows began to writhe and bubble. Soft taps and scratching noises sounded out from the front of the home, gradually growing in number, as the owner of the little cottage slowly stirred.

Lighting a small candle, the older woman shuffled out of her bedroom, a soft shawl pulled over her shoulders, and her nightie brushing against her slippered feet. After a few moments of fiddling, she opened up the front door and stepped out, raising her candle a little in order to see better.

The sounds stopped, and a large lanky form dropped from the roof, landing before the old woman. It bent down, terrible maw opening up slightly, before letting out a gargling rumble, its warped body easily towering over the little old lady, face stopping inches from her own.

The old woman squinted up at the creature, before smiling brightly when it finally got close enough.

“Elenta! You’re awful early today dearie. Trying to get the first pickings are we?” The old woman tittered as the monstrous creature let out a choked gargling sound in response.

Patting the sheepish creatures cheek fondly, she turned around and shuffled back inside, the creature following along dutifully. Once it had cleaned off its hands and feet, it settled contentedly next to the kitchen counter, eagerly munching on its goodies as the woman shuffled around the kitchen, setting everything up for the night.

A few minutes later, a terrible screeching hiss was heard from the kitchen window, and the woman smiled, dusting off the flour on her hands.

“Elenta, be a dear and open the window for Kdlr’t will you please?” Nodding approvingly as the creature gurgled in reply, she turned her attention to the oven, pleased to see that the next batch was doing well.

She would have to get one of them to help her get down the big pan later, so that she could make more of that drink the so love. One of them must have put it up there the last time they helped clean up, forgetting her comparably tiny size. Fixing her shawl, she turned towards her guests, smiling as she saw that a few others had arrived, a large brutish looking creature lumbering over for its nightly head pats. She did so love her darling monstrous visitors. 

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

I love that Katsuki Bakugou is apparently just… Friend shaped. He wants nothing to do with anyone else for at least the first 14-15 years of his life, but people just decide to befriend him anyways.

Izuku’s absolutely dedicated to protecting and defending Katsuki as his childhood friend despite us never seeing Katsuki so much as be nice to him. If anything Katsuki has tried everything in his power to unfriend Izuku, but Izuku just straight up refuses.

Kirishima basically just decided he was Katsuki’s friend during/after the USJ attack. Did Katsuki get a say in this? Nope. He does resign himself to it, and eventually starts to return the friendship, but that takes awhile.

Even the League of Villains just took one look at this explosive, foul mouthed, angry, uncontrollable child and were just like ‘Ah, yes, this right here is the perfect ally material’. Not even ‘a good possible weapon’ or ‘hey strong quirk for a new nomu’. Nope, an ally that Tomura wants unharmed and treated as an equal.

Maybe the nitroglycerin acts a friend pheromone somehow. It’d explain why people keep looking at him and being like ‘yeah, that teenage boy with the firepower of an actual missile and the personality equivalent of a monstrous hybrid between a mongoose, a regular goose, and a badger, I wanna be friends with him.’

Aizawa: Bakugou, can you please pick up the trash by the camp site?

Aizawa:

Aizawa: nO BAKUGOU PUT MIDORIYA DOWN

Legitimate *pro bono legal services* don’t exist without a good reason. In a few of the exmormon groups I’m in you’ll see regular posts saying stuff like “Look what my lawyer sent me today!” with a pic of their resignation confirmation letter from the church.

You know. Just stuff that a normal average church that is definitely not actually a cult would do. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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BNHA ch. 222: Shigaraki