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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

reblog to give the person ur reblogging from an ikea shark

Hahahah I'm 4'11. 5'0 with shoes. . . .

Ok enough. Whats everyone’s heights. I want to make fun.

admire this disgusting image I made

live laugh love guys

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

mfs be like "we dont write gaz cause his va is 🏳‍🌈" but then continue to write for konig despite racist ass va 😭

like...

The art of cleaning is shit.

However.

The serenity of taking your mind away from everything an just focusing on one thing is calming.

Playing your own music to give yourself your own kind of white noise is assuring and distracting.

And finally

The last

But not

Least

The aftermath of a clean room, or surface of anything is a rewardment of focusing and work, it's your own reward that you gave yourself but you also worked for it yourself, plus clean things are nice and the aftermath are satisfying.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk that totally isn't here to justify my cheap job as a table cleaner at some cheaper restaurant 😀

GAZ APPRECIATION

protective husband gaz.

your husband, kyle, who's always checking in on you whenever you go out. cute little messages of "where are you?", "you almost home?", "miss you, lovie." are all frequent.

kyle never lets anyone get a tone or disrespect you. his mindset is basically 'you talk politely to my spouse, or you talk to me'.

every time he holds you, it's like being in a prison cell. he doesn't let you go; his buff arms just consume you. if you complain about it, he'll playfully suffocate you between his muscle.

when you two are out in public, he's always mindful of your surroundings. he'll have an air slung around your waist, carefully watching for any signs of trouble.

kyle who hates when you go out too late. he doesn't want to be controlling, but he really worries about your safety.

he lets you wear whatever you want when you go out. he thinks everything looks gorgeous on you, no matter how revealing or modest it is. he reassures you he knows how to fight, so you don't need to worry about anyone's judgement.

kyle prefers staying in with you and watching a movie more than going out. he loves when you give him your undivided attention. kyle just wants to protect you and keep you safe, let him!

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haven’t seen one for gaz yet and i do NOT tolerate gaz erasure

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