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longterm!reader on their videos, how does she act, what do comments say abt her, etc

hihi! tysm for the request, i switched it up a little and gave reader her own youtube channel :p hope u guys enjoy i had sm fun making these hehe lmk if u want more :P ignore the date/timestamps

warnings: one singular suggestive joke (mdni)

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the very first video on your youtube channel!! it’s pretty self explanatory, hamzah tagging along with you as you travel back to your hometown to see family!!

you were used to and comfortable with hamzah’s audience by now so you weren’t necessarily nervous about sharing a little more insight on your day-to/day life, i imagine you’re feeling awkward about the general concept of filming yourself (and everything) constantly, considering you’re used to being in the background of someone else’s content and not the star of your own.

the vlog itself is on the shorter side (around 15 mins or less) due to you constantly forgetting to film until hamzah would remind you 😭

you: okay guys, im apologizing in advance for this vlog being so short but its only because my cameraman keeps forgetting to do his job 😑

hamzah (behind the camera): girl just pick out the damn hello kitty so we can go

2nd video slayyy, this time you and hamzah spend a week in italy!

you’re starting to warm up to the camera finally as you document the entire vacay, from packing your bags to arriving at the airport so on and so forth. the video itself ended up being a little under an hour long, which you were kinda nervous about since you weren’t sure anyone would wanna watch a video that long but everyone LOVED IT. so many of the comments were abt people watching the entire thing while they ate dinner or did work :3

you (behind the camera): you promise you’re not going to sleep the entire plane ride?

hamzah: no no. just gonna nap for an hour i swear

then it cuts to you waking hamzah up once the plane landed bc he slept the entire time 😭

a girls day vlog with mandy :D this one you’re both very excited about bc you don’t get to hang out with her alone much!!

it starts off with the two of you getting your nails done together, then probably going shopping going to a movie, doing an activity together, etc. and even tho you’ve only known each other for a few years, the two of you were so comfortable with each other it’s honestly like the two of you were just two childhood friends spending another day together 😭 mandy is #Sister fr

and yeah ofc hamzah is blowing up your phone every chance he gets

hamzah (texting): What u guys doing

h (t): Heellooooo

h (t): Can u bring me back something

h (t): So what position she got you in 🤔

mandy has to hold in a laugh watching the text notifs pop up on your phone and all you can do is sigh bc … what’s wrong with him

moving in with hamzah WELL YES! :D this vlog however is on the shorter side bc moving just takes SOOO much work and trying record the entire process of it is lowkey unrealistic

it’d probably consist of a few clips of you packing up the remainder of your bedroom items and loading them into the moving van, followed by an underwhelming tour of your new home (due to the lack of furniture and the general mess that comes with moving) and, finally, your first night in the new home!!

during the move, hamzah’s humidifier broke somehow and he insisted that he absolutely needed a humidifier in order to sleep, so he’d insisted on making a last minute trip to walmart while you stay home.

he returns while you were laying in bed filming an outro for the vlog when he’s literally bursting through the door while shouting your name??? and you have no choice but to switch the camera angle over and start recording him as he quite literally straddles you LOL

hamzah: okay you are never going to believe this. wait, what are your subscribers called? DiDi’s?

you: no

h: Didi’s, you guys and your mother are never going to believe what i found at walmart: sonny angels, and i got the last two in stock.

y: and where’s the humidifier?

h: huh? oh i knew i was forgetting something…anyways here this one’s yours

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hamzah tagging along with you to a twice concert aka your ult group :D he’d been to a few of them with you in the past for groups you casually liked, but seeing your ult group for the first time?? oh he was not prepared

waking up at 5 in the morning to get ready bc you have to show up early for the vip check in, waiting in the long ass merch line, and having to buy the venue’s overpriced food bc there was no other options…it was a lot.

i don’t imagine this vlog being super long either due to you both getting overstimulated from time to time and needing a break from the camera, but it was still sooo much fun. especially when you finally make it into the venue and he’s lowkey geeked about how close to the stage you guys are!!

he doesn’t know many of the songs but he does sing along to the ones he recognizes and spends most of the time recording you and making sure no one steals the very expensive merch he just paid for lmao

hamzah (behind the camera): so tell them about how you cried when nayeon looked at you

you: i wouldn’t call that crying

h: saying this while your mascara is dripping is actually crazy

a little before the concert he’d ask to take a cute pic of you holding up your nayeon merch and smiling and you honestly don’t think much of it until the next day you see he’s posted it on his ig story with the song that’s like “how can i be homophobic? my bitch is gay” SO ANNOYINGGGF

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride

credits to: @kimiimaus

fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”

tags: fem! reader, tooth rotting fluff, cheesy proposal.

nanami knows he wants to marry you, but he’s always busy with work that he can never find the time to ask you properly to be his wife. it’s not until one night when you’re watching your little show on the tv in the living room and your boyfriend is sat on the couch, right by your feet with this big and confusing puzzle on the coffee table. you don’t pay much attention to it, very focused on finding out who is the killer in the episode of this season—until kento gently taps your leg.

“baby, have you seen a piece of my puzzle?”

you bring your arms out of the blanket you’re wrapped in to pause your episode and sit up on the couch.

“you lost a piece?”

“it must’ve fell—sorry my love, you must’ve been so focused on your show,” his rough hand gently rubs at your calf and you wave him off before removing your baby blue blanket.

“pshh, don’t be ridiculous baby,” you lean in and press a kiss to his cheek, enjoying the way his stubble tickles your lips. “lemme help you find it.”

you fail to notice that nanami is barely making any effort to locate the missing piece, too busy craning your neck to look under the couch and when you finally find the puzzle piece, you show it to your boyfriend excitedly.

“there it is! I found it—“ as you inspect the piece, you find the word “you” written on the back, and kento nanami holding a gorgeous ring between his thumb and index finger, hand shaky as he stares down at you so lovingly.

“wha–kento?“

“when we first met, something in my life just changed. I didn’t know what it was at the time, maybe I was too scared to admit it—that you make me feel safe, loved. that you give me a purpose, a reason to be alive and to keep going. I was too scared that you,” he grabs your left hand and kisses the back of it. “were what my heart, my life was missing all along. my love, will you give me the absolute honor of marrying me?”

and when you look at the sticky note sitting above the puzzle it says “my heart” and you were holding a piece of it. the missing piece.

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Sometimes, you like teasing your boyfriend, Katsuki, by pretending to be one of his fangirls. He usually doesn't react and rolls his eyes at you, but today is different.

You strut into his office after patrol as usual and let out an exaggerated gasp. "Oh, my god, is that Dynamight?"

He looks up from his laptop and removes his reading glasses, setting them aside. "Yeah, what do you want?"

You smile and sit on his desk, his eyes following your every movement. "Sign my tits."

You expect him to scoff and shoo you away, but no. Instead, he grabs your thighs and pulls you into his lap. You laugh in surprise when he actually reaches for the hem of your shirt.

"Gonna sign 'em for you, alright?" He brings his lips to your ears as he slowly lifts your shirt up, "with my mouth."

Nanami coquette

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warnings: swearing, suggestive, f!reader, manga spoilers (little surprise for @riaki on slide 9 🤗🤗)

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