I heard that's the sign the hatter needs a new hobby. Poor forms means poor fitting hats which leads to buckles
Huzaa! After 18 month out of commission due the old engine finally broke, Peter the powerhammer is once again operational! Needed to get new engine, new belt wheel for thst engine, to make new engine mount on thst engine... And everything else 😅 but it is finally done!
Headcanon: goblin is a homophone heavy language; you can learn a quarter or so of it and b able to understand the rest.
This sounds amazing, but it also has the Grammer of a drunk man: n's and l's are dropped, double letters are dropped, and many noises are terribly recorded.
A number of words are borrowed words from other languages as well, which makes it more complicated.
Example: "behl e banum" has several possibilities:
Either "that large animal is over there" or "that large animal is constipated," or "nose in dirt, poo is good," and only those fluent in the language understand the context and how to respond without sounding like an idiot.
"Gway ot ma gassa" gets even messier; "ma gassa" and "magassa" are two completely different things, and "ot" and "öt" can lead to disaster if swapped around.
This is why it sounds like noise; because it's several layers of context and percise pronunciation.
They seem like canon fodder, but in groups, word spreads fast, and what's implied is understood.
Wizard: *casts fireball, exploding a small room of enemies* And I'm out of spells
Barbarian: i can cast magic, too, Ya know
Wiz: really?
Bar: yeah, watch this. Separate! *slits an enemy in half with their ax* it's a cantrip touch spell.
Wiz: but -
Bar: *points to ax* spell focus. Ooh, and it's an occasional ranged, too. *throws ax 10 feet, nailing another enemy in the head* see?
Wiz: have you been reading my books?
Bar: No, just looking at the pictures. You need more pictures in them.
Fun fact: the 8 hour work day is a rather recent concept.
Meaning, prior to that, people (on average) worked less per week. But I'm guessing it heavily depended on the person and the work demand
Imagine that: Joseph the scrib only worked 6 hours today, writing only 4 pages of this massive tome he's a part of doing.
Why 4 pages? The prep work for each page and the quills, the slow process of writing each word, and scratching out each mistake as they happen.
On the flip side, Nathaniel the local blacksmith is living in the shop all day and night because of the backlog of orders and repairs. He had to hire a couple apprentices to help and he's still behind.
Mat is a painter and he wasn't feeling it for the last week, so he's been causing havoc at the local market; putting things in the wrong booths which confuses the hell out of customers and annoys the merchants.
In American idiot by Green Day, is it:
"Everything dementedly okay" or "Nothing's meant to be okay", or is it "everything's not meant to be okay?" Because I've always heard the former until someone did a cover, and they said the latter.
They're equally fucked up and fitting.
I needed this.
Life has been putting a lot of unwanted things into my neglected mind. Mental health is just as important as physical health
Affirmations for Autistic People
Neurodivergent_lou
I drew a bunch of silly stuff with my werewolf woman and decided to gather it one post. Sometimes you just have to decompress through being goofy
You can read about her here.
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These comics are just some silliness I drew for fun. It's not really canon, she lives in a separate setting and isn't able to talk as a werewolf. Her original story is also pretty rough and tragic.
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Pumpkin carving comic was a reward I drew for my patron Taxis
Beach comic was a reward I drew for my patron Shroom
They should invent a job that i actually want to do
Ceaser was pronounced kay-sir, not see-zer. The letter C was pronounced like a K, not an S, and neither was S said like Z.
Kay-s'r not Seezer.
The j was also pronounced like an I or Y
Yul-ee-os kay-sir or kie-sir, not jul-ee-us see-z'r.