Latest Posts by whorefornoodles - Page 12
if you have nice hair, respectfully please don’t stand next to me.
guys i’m kinda pissed abt something.
is it too much to ask for kuroo tetsuro to hold my tits so i can use his hands as a bra???? like i dont want to hold them so can he hold them for me???
uhhh new uquiz hang out with me and I’ll say what I’d tell my friends about you
fuck
Have a nice trip!
offerings made to the wise witches of the west,
random quiz i made instead of listening in class: which haikyuu captain would be your true love?
pls tell me your results <3
KUROO DJKSKSOWKALSOS I LOVE U
take my quiz: which haikyuu captain deserves to kiss u passionately under the moonlight in the pouring rain
i took the color quiz and i got grey/black damn ig i’m cooler than i thought 😎
i am so fucking tired. and i don’t want to go to sleep. fuck this i’m done
ok but like i saw a tiktok that was like if you drew a heart on his hand, suna would have an instant crush on you and it’s giving me a brain freeze
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Amajiki Tamaki ❖ S5EP89
i’m just sitting here with nothing below a 90 except in math.
me after any minor inconvenience
#distressed drama queen doing the distressed drama queen dance
i broke into ur brain just to call u out in this quiz (but in a soft way). how does it feel to be loved by u?
types of girls
jupiter: denim overalls, untied shoelaces, and the scent of freshly mowed grass on a sunday afternoon. her voice is sweet and tangy like lemonade and she’ll kiss you on the forehead in both greeting and goodbye. fall in love with jupiter, and your hand will never go unheld again.
neptune: delicate golden jewelry, blueberry jam, and the first drop of rain before a storm. she will draw you in with the promise of answers to her enigma but will continue to keep you on your toes until your feet cramp. fall in love with neptune, and you will question your existence with the most delicious kind of doubt.
mars: electric guitars, california poppies, and a theater thick with silence, waiting for the show to begin. she can love with both the fury of a forest fire or the reassurance of a hearth, but you won’t know which until you wake up beside her. fall in love with mars, and you will know neither peace nor boredom until the day she leaves you without once looking back.
venus: cherubs, lotus blossoms, and coffee with too much cream. with a gaze softer than a mother’s, she’ll seek out your imperfections and perfect them with one word— “mine.” fall in love with venus, and you will fall in love with the world.
saturn: champagne, a crumpled playbill, and the first three hours of new year’s day, when the air still reeks of possibility. she will take you to a michelin bistro just to order spaghetti marinara and blow spitballs into the waiter’s hair. fall in love with saturn, and you will begin to laugh as easy as you breathe.
uranus: stained glass, wild irises, and a cold gust of air sweeping down from the peaks of a mountain range. each of her kisses taste like spearmint and steel, and it’s inexplicably addictive. fall in love with uranus, and silence will no longer be lonely.
mercury: fresh linen sheets, potted succulents, and pancake batter just poured on the griddle. when you cry, she will wipe your tears with the sleeve of her sweater and quietly hum a song you don’t know while you choke down your sobs. fall in love with mercury, and you will sleep soundly.
pluto: amethyst geodes, copper keys, and the hushed laughter of lovers in a library. her eyes will find yours across a crowded room and sing melodies only your soul can hear. fall in love with pluto, and you will finally have a secret worth keeping.
i know this is not my usual content, but i had to write it.