Whorng - Whorng

my first federal crime (accidentally put money in the washing machine)

My cursed friend’s takeaway after we watched Senku’s and Xeno’s flashbacks in s4 ep7

THEYRE SO FUCKING CLINGY

buying him time

A 2pm appointment can take all day when you're autistic

jesus no

Liking character is fun until you think about them and you just have to stare at nothing for a few minutes because of how tragic

And mauybe you are almost crying but you are having fun

I-I'm alive..... *breathes heavily*

genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

Today I went with my dad to a Chinese restaurant. Good food, I've been there before, it's probably the only Chinese restaurant I've been to tbh. My dad has to take a call before we get in, and I'm following him because I don't know what to do. He tells me to go get a table. I go inside and stand there awkwardly, mentally noting how many old people are there. Like sea of gray in this tiny restaurant. I get a table after a few minutes, sit down by myself, no biggie. My dad comes in and business happens as usual.

When we're done with our food, we get the fortune cookies and my dad got one that correlates to the one he got last time, which was kinda funny. Anyway, nothing out of the ordinary.

The server proceeds to tell us that my grandparents paid for our meals. I have one grandparent (he has a wife) who was in the hospital yesterday. My dad and I are both confused. A few questions later and lo and behold, it was, in-fact, my actual grandpa who was celebrating his birthday. In a completely different county. NOT EVEN 24 HOURS AFTER GETTING RELEASED FROM THE HOSPITAL. WHAT. GRANDPA.

what a weird coincidence.