𝚂𝚎𝚗𝚔𝚞 𝙸𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚒

Forgot to post this one here

@thymehaspassed oh my god i cant take this anymore 😭 /j

I love Teruhashi and her piss aura

HI ✌️

"Do you want a boyfriend/girlfriend?" no i want a best friend/roommate/soulmate that I can go on silly adventures with and hang out with and have deep intellectual discussions with and we can be life partners without any of the romance stuff

THEYRE SO FUCKING CLINGY

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

If you had to choose one, what’s your favorite scent?

There are a couple. Quick basic science lesson: the sense of smell is the sense that's most closely coordinated with memory (you can fact check that with the mentalist) because they're processed in a way that sends signals to the hippocampus, which is the part of your brain responsible for your memory. So I'd have to say that gross lemon chemical cleaner smell is one that I miss -- it's what the science lab at school smelled like. And lavender reminds me of that shitty air freshener Byakuya used in the bathroom.

Sometimes it's ok to be wrong and irrational about things for as long as you are willing to aknowledge that the thing you think is fucking stupid. I have an irrational pet peeve about people who are super slow eaters. Like it just irrationally annoys me when you're having a meal with someone and they're like num num num num num uwu like they've got a gerbil-sized mouth in a human-sized body and can only take bites the size of a fingernail clipping.

It's like walking behind a slow walker but you can't like climb over their shoulder or anything. You just have to sit there and wait and watch them swallow one atom at a time, consuming one single sandwich at the same speed as rust eating an abandoned tractor. Watching their meal get cold before they're halfway through, and watching it start growing mould in the corners because they can't finish their food before something faster than them starts eating it.

I know people don't do that on purpose and it's entirely irrational of me to be frustrated about it, but

aaaaaaaaargh.

blinks at you slowly. hai