Whorng - Whorng

Sometimes it's ok to be wrong and irrational about things for as long as you are willing to aknowledge that the thing you think is fucking stupid. I have an irrational pet peeve about people who are super slow eaters. Like it just irrationally annoys me when you're having a meal with someone and they're like num num num num num uwu like they've got a gerbil-sized mouth in a human-sized body and can only take bites the size of a fingernail clipping.

It's like walking behind a slow walker but you can't like climb over their shoulder or anything. You just have to sit there and wait and watch them swallow one atom at a time, consuming one single sandwich at the same speed as rust eating an abandoned tractor. Watching their meal get cold before they're halfway through, and watching it start growing mould in the corners because they can't finish their food before something faster than them starts eating it.

I know people don't do that on purpose and it's entirely irrational of me to be frustrated about it, but

aaaaaaaaargh.

omg 😭😭😭

would you still love me again?

when a literal thinker gives instructions and is surprised when his student takes it as literally as possible 😂

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

John fanart by me

My cursed friend’s takeaway after we watched Senku’s and Xeno’s flashbacks in s4 ep7

Flower for you

So. I draw something short story from the manga scenes.

"cool character I guess..." I mutter, walking away with a suspiciously character shaped lump in my throat

theyre literally already married