That Face He Does In Season 3

Having a crush while being aro-ace is soooo funny because I'm literally just like. I wanna go to the grocery store with you

screaming crying throwing up can the council give me litter picking supplies so i can at least pick up the almost empty drug bags outside the flats where the kids play that's totally my only concern it's the kids i don't give a fuck about how the area looks woooohhh i'm saving the kids from the big bad drugs 🌀 give me the supplies i'm normal and don't get super hype about the idea of picking up litter ooohhh 🌀

literally me 24/7

Senku in Africa writing home

Subject: Specimen Observation: Bactrododema tiaratum Attachment: stickbug_photo1.jpg

Yo.

Caught this guy clinging to the mesh above our field station sink at 03:47 this morning. Almost mistook it for a twig someone used to prop the window open until it blinked at me. Classic.

Observed Specimen:

Species: Bactrododema tiaratum (local ID confirmed with regional biodiversity database)

Estimated Length: ~18.2 cm

Behavior: Motionless for approx. 14 minutes before minor locomotion triggered by ambient vibration. Defensive drop reflex observed and recorded. No chemical discharge during encounter, though posterior gland ridges suggest capability.

Location: Western Uganda, edge of Kibale ecosystem, elevation ~1100m

Notes:

This stick bug’s mimicry is textbook perfection. The thorax segmentation, leg angle articulation, and even the sway mimic branch behavior under wind stress (which was nonexistent at the time). Evolutionary pressure clearly produced peak efficiency here. You could walk past a dozen and never notice unless your pattern recognition’s tuned to ridiculous levels (like mine, obviously).

Also—its eggs mimic plant seeds. Which means they’ve hacked ant behavior to move their offspring underground. Science is ten billion percent amazing.

Anyway, I’ve attached a photo. If I wasn’t surrounded by mosquito-bitten chaos and broken lab fridges, I’d have collected the molt and started testing its tensile strength. (Still might.)

Hope your weeks are boring and predictable. Mine isn’t.

– Senku

P.S. Yuzuriha: You’d probably try to make it a pet. P.P.S. Taiju: Please don’t ask if it’s edible. P.P.P.S. Old man: I already named it so don't send back any dumb ass suggestions.

(Moments from new chapter in my fic where Senku apparently sent stuff to Yuzuriha, Taiju, and Byakuya a little expanded. CLICK HERE)

hard to defend Senku against the submissive femboy twink allegations when he canonically wears a skirt with no underwear

watching these dcst RP blogs interact with each other is like crack please continue

god made them in different shows bc he knew they would be unstoppable as canon besties

"Senku is probably really mad at himself for never letting his father get sentimental with him because now the only living record of Byakuya cuts off before he tells Senku how proud he is and how much he loves him"

Fucking EXCUSE ME

Posted the wrong one oops

They’re queer platonic because I love all 3 of them and want them to love each other