I Love Every Binggeyuan Fic Where Bingge Isekais Into The Modern World And Shen Yuan Gets The Pleasure

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Me: I love fanfiction with slow burn and slow built relationships, I love the pining and I want to wait 1628 chapters and three eternity before they get their shit together and end up dating

Also me, two lines into the fanfiction: WHY DON’T THEY JUST KISS OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING IT’S SO OBVIOUS THAT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER! JUST KISS ALREADY!!!

It takes approximately 12 minutes to empty one side of you flip it. I timed it.

I could have fucking done this????

“Spot the Sculptures” pt 2! 😋😋 (at Lee County, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsHi6xoFVsY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=b1fiuoejqf2i

yes absolutely this is what happens in svsss. no doubt, this is the story I love it

AU where MBJ overheards SQH muttering to himself about some plotline about wife number whatever who was an imperial princess and the palace intrigue filled tragic backstory and realises that SQH has made good on his promise to help MBJ conquer the human realm, because between that political info and all the rare 1k year old artifacts and plants he's found he has everything he needs to do it.

So he does.

And because Airplane is the creator god of the universe and he really, really loves MBJ and meant it when he promised he would be a king one day, all the diviners are freaking out because everything points to MBJ genuinely being so beloved by the heavens that he is meant to be the emperor.

there was this whole paragraph in svsss (from binghe's pov... maybe an extra?) about how when sqq Wasn't scowling or purposefully looking aloof, he had a very gentle face.. so naturally i'm reading this as "shen jiu has resting princess face". like, big dark bambi eyes with long lashes and slightly pouty lips, which absolutely helped him as a child sell the whole "pitiful, innocent baby" thing (which he WAS! he was literally an orphaned baby!!!) along with his crocodile tears, but which he DETESTS as an adult (associates it with weakness, also it seems like he would have some deep-seeded discomfort with men realising he's a certain type of very pretty after qjl). so he purposefully shoves on his own Resting Bitch Face and is never actually really resting his face when around others, until sy comes along and starts using his body.

sy on the other hand... i think it'd be funny if he had sterner features and the actual RBF in his og body, and he was always a little exasperated by it because he's NICE in real life! it's just on the INTERNET he's a dick!

The Woods are lonely. That’s why they take people and never let them go... #horrorstories #notreallytho #shortstories #spoopy

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delightful *licks fingers*

open your arms and say you're home, look up to the vast endless sky and think no more.

Because the sky isn't endless, it has an end. Its vast, but not as vast as the outside. The outside? What is the outside? What is there outside?

Think no more, don't. Open your arms and embrace the wind,

And let yourself crumble to dust."

Aka Shen Yuan and Shang Qinghua are going home(home?) and they sit in a field together holding hands as they both slowly turn to dust, and shang qinghua asks "hey, bro, will you still be there?" And shen yuan smiles "yes. Promise me that you will, too, you hack author."

Shang qinghua finds out Shen yuan is already dead hahahaahhesowlsx

He then wakes up to sy sleepin next to him the end ok bye

Here's a quick au idea that just came to me today:

In a modern au where Merlin is still waiting on Arthur, historians recently discovered a whole batch of legal documents from Arthur's reign. These documents detail many changes he made to the laws of Camelot, including the repeal of the magic ban (which the historians assumed was just a halt on witch hunts).

However, one thing that the historians note as strange were the large number of laws that only applied to the king's personal manservant, who was never mentioned by name in the documents. These laws range from oddly specific, such as 'the king's manservant shall not accompany knights to the tavern', to downright bizarre decrees that make no sense, like 'the king's manservant is hereby forbidden from pointing out stew in the king's hair.'

The historians' first guess was that perhaps King Arthur was going a bit mad in his later years, but they didn't find any other ludicrous laws besides the ones pertaining to his manservant, which then led the historians to question the identity of this manservant and his relationship to the king.

All of this culminates in a historical exhibit showcasing the documents and postulating on this mysterious manservant of king Arthur. Many scholars flock to the exhibit, eager to examine the documents and debate their meaning and impact within a historical context.

Which then leads to a very tired Dr. Merlin Emrys, a medieval history professor, being dragged by his colleagues to see the exhibit and having to stifle is laughter as these world-renowned scholars tear their hair out trying to understand what was essentially a prank war between him and Arthur.

So I was hanging out on the Bad Dragon website looking to see if they had funky packers (and absolutely not looking for ridiculous Binghe sized demon dicks) for my trans boyfriend, and I saw THIS and all I can think now is CUMPLANE SO WOULD

Tell me they wouldn't go from reading filthy erotica out loud to each other (Shen Yuan claims to skewer it more effectively) to sloppy makeouts, to mutual jackoff sessions, to airplane moving in because it just makes sense, to sharing a bed "where else are you going to sleep??" to truly freaky shit inside a year.

Shen Yuan sends a link and talks hot shit about how cringe it all is and how ridiculous and as if anyone would ever, and Airplane dicks him down with a gigantic dragon cock one express postage and (discreet) packaging later.

Shen Yuan claims to despise it "I didn't ask for an invite to your heinous kinks!" 😬😳😬😳😩😫

but within a year he has a sizable collection and a sticker on his work laptop that he wants someone to ask him about just so he can call them out.

He still refuses to admit that they're dating, and he's definitely not gay. It's just a practical arrangement between bros who are admittedly too nasty to get a proper girlfriend.