The Name Aubergine Is Much Too Good A Name For Such A Vile, Foul, Debauched Vegetable

fake it till you make it i guess. carry your head high, shoulders back and romanticize your day (or try to). and one day you'll just get there.

How the fuck do I achieve confidence and... *mumbling* self love...? Sounds made up.

Anyways yeah how do I get that?

i love choccy milk

best food ever

do you think karl marx and frederick engels explored each other's bodies

i appreciate u bby

warty toad appreciation post. i love warty toad.

oooOoOo so funnny im just going to give a baaad description so everyone laughs yaaay. Are you like, stuck underneath a rock? Do you have problems with virgins? Asexual people are people who don't experience sexual desire. that doesn't mean they have 'bad politics' and it doesn't mean every single one of them is a virgin.

you just want to be hateful little bitches and add some sparkles to make it funny.

As a gold star aroace I think it takes some despicable mental gymnastics to say aces should be shunned from the queer community.

anon, i want you to know that genuinely never, not in a million years, and this is coming from the bottom of my heart, could i come up with anything as funny as “gold star aroace”

you can pry this potato out of my cold, dead hands

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be fat london housecat named Lady who does nothing all day and sits by the fire with a bow round her neck

ao3 is like the evolved pokemon version of wattpad

birds of a feather. we. should. shit together

she's a villainess??? wrong. she's my special little girl with her enriching little hobbies. only a few people died anyway