Why-must-i - 90% Badly Timed Drug Jokes

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when u realize tøps lyrics are u at school

Angry DEH fans: 😤😤😤😤 EVAN WAS STRAIGHT!!!! HE CANONICALLY LIKES ZOE!!!1!1!1! THEY END UP TOGETHER!!!!1!1!1! THERE'S NO WAY HE WOULD LIKE CONNOR!!!!😡😡😡 NOT🙅🙅‍♂️ GAY!!!1! 👏👏👏

Me a bisexual: I'm gonna tell you something that's gonna blow your fucking mind

i thought about this vine today in jury duty and i snorted

Pics or it didn’t happen

Mike the bunny

“God knows where he is right now, but I promise you, he’s doing whatever the hell he wants and not giving a damn about me!”

“New year, new me,” I say, laughing to my friends. Suddenly, I throw my arms out, golden light erupting from my hands and face. I scream in agony as every single cell in my body is rewritten, atom by atom. Abruptly, the light show ends and I drop my arms, coughing out a golden trail of residual energy. I am completely made new. 

I am a Time Lord.