Clear: We Have Ways Of Making People Talk *pulls Out A Knife* Clear: *pulls Out An Apple* By Giving Them

Yes, I’m going to the hell because laughing of this.. I’m so damn hilarious

at precisely 3:06 am on a tuesday, i awoke to a rustling sound in my room. i sat up in my bed and turned on the lights to see tony nominated actor mike faist huddled in the corner of my room, chewing on one of my shirts. i looked away in shock and when i looked back, he disappeared

Tokyo Ghoul Re: 58 || Playfully Faint

okay but i guarantee you slytherin upperclassmen are the nicest upperclassmen ever (within their own house of course)

dont have any more ink? lily in sixth year has some that turns misspelled words red so mcgonagall wont take points off

cant figure out the cheering charm and flitwick’s quizzing you on it after lunch? you can test it on me, my roommates great with countercharms just in case

gryffindors been bullying you? the prefects will be glad to ambush them and dock obscene amounts of points

guess who go a care package from home? the entire house practically bc emily from fifth year’s mom makes the best cookies you will ever have in your life and her mom cant bake enough

fifth years risking being late to their own classes bc the firsties havent gotten the hang of the castle yet

magic maps that outline the best paths to each class that are handed down to the incoming first years 

cant seem to stop blowing up your cauldron and snape’s face is a permanent look of hatred? there’s an empty potions room on the third floor and we do friday night tutorings

i just

upperclassmen taking care of the underclassmen

-What do I do with this information???-

hey are we gonna talk about this?? no?? okay

is this evan hansen

Which episode is this from?! I need to see this for myself!!

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.