Ugh Why Is My First Thought “Wow Hot! Wait… How Did They Even Get In That Position???” And Then

I text back disgustingly fast when I'm into you

women are allowed to be a little mean to me if they're hot about it

So THAT’S how I keep getting into these situations!

shhh, just open your mouth.  my little love had such a tiring day, didn't they? can you open for me? there we go. isn’t this so much better… just focus on my fingers pretty

So you just let women half your size bully you?

Good boy :3

Yeah, this would cure me for a few hours

Ok it's very funny to laugh at Tuxedo Mask for showing up and doing nothing, but his job was never to actually fight the monsters.

His job was just to show up and believe in Sailor Moon so overwhelmingly resolutely that she remembers she's a fucking demigod long enough for HER to fight the monsters.

Because she's the only one strong enough to do it in the first place, and in this regard Tuxedo Mask is the first example of being "Kenough" in this essay I will