Damn Babygirl Your Worldview Is Relentlessly Negative And Terrifying

Germany: Alright, everyone partner up for presentations on your assigned topic.

England, whispers: If we don’t have the best one you’re out of my will.

USA: I’m still in the will???

Billy: I caught dad sneaking in-he was wearing a suit- when I asked him where he’d been, he says, “I was out buying milk, but I drank it all on the way home!”

Tommy: Oh, that’s bad...

Billy: I know.

Tommy: We really needed some milk.

Billy: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOUR DRAIRY NEEDS!

sambucky + two truths and a lie (insp.)

SIMP ALERT | TFATWS 1.06

request for @fandom-princess-forevermore

Bucky Barnes + 🦾

Bucky:”Don’t you just hate when people boss you around like “you lost a lot of blood,you should get help” like excuse me this is my stab wound.Stay out of it”

Sam:”YOU’VE BEEN STABBED?!?!?!”

Bucky:”Like i said,my stab wound,stay out of it”

Sam:?!?!?!?!?!

Clint: You’re using your calm voice today. Who’s getting killed?

Natasha: Not you, if that’s what you’re worried about.

Kidnapper, on the phone: We have him.

HWS North Italy: Have who?

Kidnapper: Your brother, Lovino Vargas.

HWS North Italy: Oh.

Kidnapper: What?

HWS North Italy: You don't have him. He has you. Good luck! *hangs up*

“You’re just experiencing days. You aren’t living them!”

“I’ve lived enough days.”