Oh My God I Agree With The Tags So Much Dawn Of The Slug Saturday NEVER Would Have Fallen For That.

Translated the tombstones in the official slugterra roblox game

Warning: results are extremely disappointing

I was going to translate the other tombstone but then I discovered that it is THE EXACT SAME BUT UPSIDE DOWN

This is genuinely kind of upsetting like its cool that they used the official language but why bother if it's just going to be gibberish?

(side note: if the staff blaster they add at 25k likes isn't Mr. Saturday's staff I might start tweaking)

Warning: excessive use of capital letters

Yall we have got to talk more about what happened to Blakk after his second Deep Caverns visit because WHAT THE FLOP HAPPENED TO HIM

DID HE DRINK THE DARK WATER OR SOMETHING LIKE THE EMPEROR WENT SWIMMING IN THAT STUFF BUT IT WAS NEVER THIS BAD

like holy guacamole that transformation looks like it hurt. his arms have SPIKES GROWING OUT OF THEM not to mention his left hand is MISSING A FINGER

like did the Goon or Brimstone get a bit hungry and eat it before his transformation? WHERE DID IT GO

Props to Blakk for always having fabulous eyeliner even when he's been horribly mutated

This has been a certified WildSpectre rant

I couldn't think of a caption for this one

fr this is why I love Slug It Out 1 so much like yeah sure Saturday just has his own set of henchmen now outside of the zombies and all of them are super cool and unique characters

Hey, remember, Slug It Out 1?

And how it was like a retelling of the show, and it added in game only characters and story lines?

Like the Shame Gang?

The doppelgangers of the Shane Gang

^ that is Alias Shame- I can't find pictures of the others but if these goobers where in the show it would be fucking hilarious because you have the Shame Gang being punks causing trouble, or worse yet, joining Blakk Industries, and because they look like the Shane Gang everyone is fucking confused, and Eli is low key panicking because "WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING IM WORKING WITH BLAKK?!"

And Blakk is laughing in the background because he's ruining the Shane's reputation by having hired halfway decent look a likes.

Ngl I feel like one thing that would have been really fun to see in Slugterra post-Blakk downfall would be the slingers he hired working with each other or characters outside of Blakk Industries.

like for example: after some hijinx ensue maybe Twist accidentally gets dragged into joining the Scrap Force or Sedo and Saturday team up to try (and fail) to get revenge on Pronto.

How Wildbrain thought we would feel when they brought Blakk back for Slugterra: Ascension (it was only cool when they did it in ROTE)

One thing I always found interesting about Saturday's weapon (other than that it seemingly can't fire slugs) is that it was clearly custom-designed with the Cryptogriff in mind. If it just worked for any slug then it would be way too powerful since it means a slinger could constantly shoot blasts of whatever element the slug inside is able to manifest without having to worry about retrieving it.

What makes it even worse is that even if the slug inside runs out of steam and the slinger doesn't have any others to replace it with the blaster basically doubles as a melee weapon since it's basically just a spear and your opponent could still throw it at you for a ranged attack.

Like imagine you just went through the most rough endurance fight ever, your opponent's slugs have FINALLY run out of energy to keep blasting and then you see your opponent hit this stance.

Slug It Out 2 core

Seriously though why hasn't Twist, a fan favourite, lore important character been added to the game yet as a skin?

No hate to the devs it just seems strange to me

I think one of the funniest parts about Saturday is that on top of everything in the show that never gets fully addressed, like how Saturday seems determined to deny that he is working under/for Dr. Blakk is how his character description from the fandom wiki drops that he is from the Tropical caverns (which are mentioned nowhere outside of this description) and that there are rumours of him experimenting with dark slug magic and they just leave that there and never elaborate

Going back to Blakk’s goons what are your thoughts on Mr.Saturday for me I think he’s a neat villain. What about you?

Mr. Saturday was an interesting character with cool ass lore that got turned into a gag for the sake of plot-

I mentioned this in tags once, but 'Dawn of The Slug' Saturday would have not fallen for Eli's bluff in 'Mission: Improbable'

Mr. Saturday is objectively smart and had it not been for plot reasons Eli, Trixie and Kord would not have been able to pull the shit they did during 'Mission: Improbable' and would have been turned into hypno-zombies till Blakk arrived. Because you would think after what happened in Caverna Mall, Saturday would have been more cautious when dealing with the Shane Gang

Saturday is also supposedly from a secret southern cavern or something along those lines, and that opens a crap ton of questions???

All in all, Mr. Saturday is cool, I like him. But given his unique role, i get why he wasn't used more.

Blakk industries in a nutshell

(side note I changed the text on one of them so it would fit a little better)

Here are my explanations for all of them

Twist: other than Blakk he's the only one with any trauma (that we know of).

C.C: he's by far the most normal person out of ANY Blakk Industries member.

Mr. Saturday: "Okay listen, assuming somebody is gay because of their appearance is stereotyping and harmful BUT F**ING LOOK AT HIM." - Kwite

Darius Yorman: probably the physically weakest and most useless Blakk Industries member (sorry Darius fans)

Quintin: if he thought slugs were scary imagine his reaction to GHOULS.

Dr. Blakk: other than Locke and Lode, I assume that none of the former Blakk Industries members know if he's alive or not.