Every Day I Think About The Cat On Twitter Who Looks More Like A Scheming Eunuch Than Any Creature Has

[DRENCHED IN BLOOD] we really should all do this again next week, yes

Severance is crazyyyy they shouldn't be doing all that. They shouldn't be doing that stuff

ok but my dna test said i'm an angel

you're laughing. Pope Francis is being reincarnated as the Oblivion Remake and you're laughing

even if pussy was real it doesnt matter cause im still gonna be killed

maybe i just wanna be yours

its importan tto not work on your projects so theres always Project to work on

I hate small talk can you put your cigarette out on me

how it feels to say the weird thing