They Taught Their Dog Magic

has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

weird and off-putting but endearingly so

we won

“I have been in love with no one, and never shall,” she whispered, “unless it should be with you.”

harry du bois steps up to the lectern in front of the crowd. "as a lesbian...." he pauses, looks at kim questioningly. kim shakes his head imperceptibly. harry looks back at the audience "...supporter"

maybe i just wanna be yours

they're remaking me in a lab tonight

fuuuuuck i have needs and wants and desires :( sadly they needto put me at the bottom of a deep as fuck hole and pour cement over me because of this

i would make such a beautiful dead bird on the sidewalk

reporting to you from inside a raspberry