Go Drink Some Water.

Jason: *walks into living room and pauses, looking at tim* uh Tim: *frowns as he looks up from a book* what? Jason: um. Tim: dude. Spit it out. Jason: *still staring* you like that book? Tim: yeah I’m really loving it! It’s a new bestseller, Steph recommended it. It’s a fun fantasy. ‘S got dragons and the romance is nice and Jane Austen-esque. You should read it, it’s right up your alley. Jason: uh. Okay. I’ll, uh, look into it. And, uh, what about the author? Know anything about them? Tim: *frowns* aside from the fact that there’s like, no information about them, no Jason: *chuckles nervously* ah, yeah. Haha.

Jason, later to his editor: hey can we change my pseudonym? I wanna use “Todd Peter” and see how long it takes for my brother to yell at me editor: Jason that’s not how pseudonyms work

rb if your account is a safe space for polyamorous people

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

I'm an avid fanfiction reader. I can maybe possibly live without it, I have a minor panic when AO3 is down. But I have to know guys

What in the fuck.

Who reads this? What inspired the author to write it. Is there more??? Are there one shots, a series even? Other countries?

'I say,' said Christopher mopping wet hair out of his eyes.  'I do not think that worked, Tom. The acid has neutralized.' Thomas was shaking his head. 'Someone should neutralize you, you mopstick-'  Matthew collapsed in  hysterics.

The Merry Thieves, Chain of Gold, Cassandra Clare

do u think Tinkerbell ever just fuckin bit people? she's tiny, angry, and easily mistaken for an insect, surely she gave into that tempation

I was bored at about 1 am and was scrolling through Tumblr. Randomly decided i was going to search up ‘Tessa grey loves James Carstairs”. This is what I got. These beautiful works of art, no clue who made these but damn. They are fantastic!

*Bruce realizing that Batman for some reason has become the face of alpha males and people are posting homophobic memes with Batman on Twitter*

Bruce: Lois I need to kiss your husband on national television

Clark:*hearing Bruce and dropping what he's holding and looking at Bruce confused as hell*

Lois: *who knows about Batman becoming the alpha male icon for some reason because Kon and Tim have been laughing at the homophobic memes for weeks now* know what makes sense go for it.

Clark: what!

Batman: I have decided I will reveal my identity to one person

Justice League: !!!!

Batman: *walks over to Green Arrow*

Green Arrow: Wait wha-

*Hot steamy make-out session right in front of the League. Jaws are dropped, Superman’s eyes are red, there’s tongue*

Green Arrow: … huh

Batman: *raises an eyebrow* Do you understand?

Green Arrow: *now completely aware that Batman is Bruce Wayne due to how many make-outs the two of them have had over the years* Surprisingly yes

Justice League: ?!?!?!

Batman: That’s all *sweeps out of the room with a dramatic flare of his cape*