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I can't explain it but bruce wayne and will herondale are the same person

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

“Black lives matter” does not mean “fuck anyone who’s not black,” it means “support black people.”

“Gay rights” doesn’t mean “fuck anyone who’s not gay,” it means “support gay people.”

“Trans rights” doesn’t mean “fuck all cis people,” it means “support trans people.”

“Respect women” doesn’t mean “fuck all men,” it means “support women.”

It’s not about you.

'They're not hideous,' said Tessa. Will blinked at her. 'What?' 'Gideon and Gabriel, said Tessa. "They're really quite good-looking, not hideous at all.' 'I spoke,' said Will in sepulchral tones, 'of the pitch-black inner depths of their souls.' Tessa snorted. 'And what color do you suppose the inner depths of your soul are, Will Herondale?' 'Mauve,' said Will.

Tessa Grey and William Herondale, Clockwork Prince, Cassandra Clare.

Why the actual fuck does it have a giant god damn gun thing that shoots hearts?

"Fuckin wild." 😂😂😂

I love seeing list memes where someone makes a "le cool people vs le cringe" and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club

Tim: Can you imagine the food they eat in jail? Bleh!

Dick: Don't need to imagine, it's disgusting.

Jason: When did you try prison food?!

Dick: When I was 8.

Tim, scoffing: If you commited a crime I'm pretty sure there'd be hundreds of articles about it, I didn't see any when I was researching you.

Dick: Oh! I didn't commit a crime.

Jason: Why the fuck would you be in Juvie if you didn't commit a crime?

Dick: Orphanages were full.

Everyone:

Jason: The hell?

Tim: I'm calling a lawyer, that has to be illegal.

Damian, in the vent: I can't believe this city's incompetence.

Dick: I can. Now get down here.

Damian: Fine.

I luv u

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

Yet got pissed off when he found out Magnus and Alec got a kid not only named Raphael but also Spanish or Hispanic or Mexican, was it Mexican man idk

Dude they be honoring you be chill, i still love you tho.

Raphael Santiago is like so fucking relatable.

My boy saved Simon Lewis’s life??

Went to war for Lily Chen????

Died for Magnus Bane??????????

Same bro.