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William. I challenge you to a duel. We meet at four o’clock in the morning and you must bring a pocket wristwatch that is two hours fast. You know the one.

Ain't got the faintest idea what you're on about, pal! Don't think I'm too fit for duelin' in here.

What are you guys' favorite colors?

i like red. especially red and black, like a record. and i also like all sorts of green but i betcha will is gonna say green

Green is swell, but I was thinkin' gold! Ha! Ha! Gotcha!

oh! you did haha. hard when a guy's mostly two colors huh i like gold as well! and navy guess we've just about named every color, right?

Yup! Ha! Ha!

by the way, I think the song on your cylinder (from the pinned post) might be by The Stratagems

I've known those fellas in the past! Not sure if they made the tune on the cylinder -- not sure why they wouldn't be singing together.

I heard that you've been compared to a sad black cat. So, is this you?

EXACTLY! Wow! The likeness is unmistakable! Thank you kindly! Wonderful!

Hi William!

I wanted to let you know Henry misses you.

But on a sillier note, in reference to some of your other asks where you say the "tumblr sexymen" aren't really your type, I was wondering, what IS your type?

Thanks :)

I miss that fella a ton...

As for your inquiry, well, I'm a man with simple tastes! I like a guy who's robust, y'know, healthy-lookin' and sweet like a ray of sunshine. Kind of guy who pulls your chair out for you without even thinkin' but his ears get all red when you do the same for him.

Broad shoulders, square jaws, darlin' green eyes with a li'l' golden sunflower 'round the pupil, deep-set features, big noses with a li'l' bump in the middle, bread-colored wavy hair, outdoorsy, well-muscled but plush, soft-spoken...

thoughts on codependent relationships? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codependency

Honest, I ain’t been in any relationships to have opinions on the matter!

william,,, be honest is ur en abime thing a cult

Some (ahem, @fortunateisle) like to see it as such, but I find that to be false advertisin'!

Ground beef

Wahoo! Looks just like a heart does, don't it?

i do n ' t thi nk so?

Well, it's what mine looks like when I'm lookin' at you!

aw. you bi g sap. se rious ly though i think it ' s par t o f a c o w

Learn somethin' new every day!

i found a photo of henry that he didn't want anyone to see 🤫

Ha! Ha! Looks exactly like you, my sweetheart! Wonderful find, pal!

no w t hat's ju st in s ul ti ng. hah a

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多谢, 多谢！ 我正在准备出发。