Would You (hypothetically) Ever Join Heaven?

hey will! what are your thoughts on the 1938 war of the worlds broadcast?

Ha! Ha! Don't think I knew of it 'til I was properly in the Abime, to be honest. Though I figure if there were Martians about I'd have seen them already!

hi! you said earlier that we could ask henry if we were unsure about something, right? where can we find henry?

Boy, I wish I knew! He left a while ago. Before the rest of us started hidin’. I moreso was insinuating I find getting more opinions on any sticky situation helps me. Whoever your Henry might be.

(Though, if you do see him, gimme a shout, all right? It ain’t safe out there alone. Please. Thank you so very much.)

You can also always slip me questions you have. No guarantee I‘ve got the answers for all of ‘em, but there’s no harm in givin’ it a shot!

you should try the boop feature! it's only for today!

Boop oop de doop!

我們一起學貓叫

一起喵喵喵喵喵

哎，我不用您教我！听好了:

咪！

you scared me with that evil boop! im not even sure how you did that! and here i thought you were nice ;)

Haha! I find them quite delightful! Ha!

Thoughts on cream soda?

Wahoo! Hear it tastes like utter delight!

never had it, but I'm not a fan of things that're too sweet. or just sweet, y'know? so i dunno if i would like it

You seem to be a fan of talkies, have you ever watched a Buster Keaton flick before?

I've seen a few -- s'pose I might've seen bits of some when I was out there, but I don't recall. I only got 'round to watchin' the totality of a few of his talkies in here! Boy, the fella sure can take a tumble! Ha! Ha!

Hey Will, do you *know* who or what is... guarding Henry, so to speak?

I'm pretty sure I do. Can't exactly name it, kid, or I'd be leadin' the bull to the barrel house! I'm sure ya get the idea.

Forgot to introduce myself. You can call me m. Have you done anything interesting today, William?

Nice to make your acquaintance, m! And no, I've done nothin' of note today. Rearrangin' old notes and the like. Tryin' to find if I've got any photos of Henry I can hold on to. (No luck so far!)

(me on a first date) and what do you think of the inherent intimacy of surgery? have you considered the love someone must have to put their hands under your skin and hold the most grotesque parts of you and put them back together nicely? is anyone really closer to you than that? we all get uh a little enamored on the surgery table don't we haha. wait come back