I Should Be Dead

Throws a spider in ur face and runs (feat a small version of @eliza-forget 's shamura)

spent five hours alone listening to music, turns out I will be ok

if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

how it feels opening tumblr recently

illnesses are actually objectively fucking hilarious though because imagine like ur doin ur thing then some motherfucker in a shitty fake moustache tries to come through and is like Hello. I am a Cell from this Body. Can I do my job please adn ur like yeah surwaaaaaaait a damn minute ur nit one of our guys but then by that time theres MORE motherfuckers in dhitty fake moustaches trying to rob u of everything u own (a working body) so u end up having to blow the entire place up with dynamite to get rid of everything . and then u rebuild things and its fine. effervescent

Dr Ignoreitandhopeitgoesaway does make some good points