When I Was... A Young Shrimp.. My Shrather (shrimp Father)... Took Me Into The City... To See A Marching

lowkey obsessed with my own blog. it has all my favorite things and all the opinions i agree with. best place on the internet maybe ever

if you see this post i am cleansing you of all the “send this to ten ppl or you’ll have bad luck” and “reblog or you’re a terrible person” type things

you are safe now <3

here is a good luck : 🍀

Another WIP, but this one had meme potential so Lamb is looking for the Ibuprofen again (to share! Aren't they so kind? ^_^)

I know I can't get you an actual gift but I drew you a thing :)

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I love it! Ty <3

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

This blood magic ritual could have been an e-mail