Ugh. Forget Everything I’ve Ever Said. Unless You Thought It Was Smart Or Funny In Which Case Remember

I hate school

(I'm in class rn)

I CAST: BECOME UNMADE!

[you watch as the victim suddenly rapidly ages backwards their entire life in roughly 35 seconds, you catch a brief glimpse of a fetus flopping on the ground like a fish where they stood only a moment earlier, until that also shrinks down and vanishes, leaving behind nothing but a stain of period blood and a separate squelch of cum. Some dude of unknown origin walks up with his dick out, vacuums up the cum and walks off, never to be seen again.]

Once I had to drive through Birmingham and there were like 4 fires

Where is hell's entrance?

Birmingham

Yeah, but like... Tumblr tho

did you know?

eating can make you be not lightheaded

the reason so many characters who "use humor to mask the pain" or "are assholes with hearts that care DEEP down" are mischaracterized in fan content is because fans would like to explore the more vulnerable side implied but not shown all the time in the source, but in doing so forget the outer layer the character actually acts like most of the time, which then echoes as fans begin to immerse themselves in fan content exclusively without going back to the source for a long time. that is to say that you cant separate the outside self a character presents to others from their inner self and insecurities they are and have inside - they may have issues, but theyre still funny and/or an asshole

ATTENTION there are hummingbird species called pufflegs and they are all wearing very silly pants and that’s their defining trait

how it feels opening tumblr recently