"Friends Dont Look At Friends That Way" COWARD. I Look At My Friends With Awe In My Eyes, My Chest Is

the concept of cuteness aggression is so funny. awww you're adorable I need to hurt you

i like when kids get to that age when they start wishing death and pain and violence upon toddlers tv characters. like most people know the songs about killing barney the dinosaur but i also have vague memories of me and my classmates roleplaying drowning peppa pig. my younger cousin showed me a drawing of the teletubbies being ground up into tubby custard and i didnt even blink like yep. that age huh. the age of indescribable violence. been there buddy.

I’m stra- WRONG! Faggot bomb!! 💥💥🏳️‍🌈💥🏳️‍🌈🚬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💥🫃🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨🚬🚬🏳️‍🌈💥

sometimes a trans headcanon is 5 pages of careful textual analysis and reasoning and sometimes it's "i know this doesn't make sense but it's my favourite character and i get to decide the gender" and sometimes you have both within the same media and that's beautiful.

Idk, rob someone

I wanna cosplay so baaad but I'm brokeee

man. shoplifting in the 70s must have been so easy. no cameras in sight only living in the moment

You are going to start using slang that you find extremely annoying ironically until you reach the point you use it subconsciously in front of your boss/teacher/parent and have to explain what it means to them.

(Bonus Threat, they ask you to explain modern slang to others as well.)

Hey guys I have a joke for you!

illnesses are actually objectively fucking hilarious though because imagine like ur doin ur thing then some motherfucker in a shitty fake moustache tries to come through and is like Hello. I am a Cell from this Body. Can I do my job please adn ur like yeah surwaaaaaaait a damn minute ur nit one of our guys but then by that time theres MORE motherfuckers in dhitty fake moustaches trying to rob u of everything u own (a working body) so u end up having to blow the entire place up with dynamite to get rid of everything . and then u rebuild things and its fine. effervescent