Pov

*lowers my glasses*

*looks atcha*

a cute fellow is scrolling tumblr perseems

*I return to my work, which is also scrolling tumblr*

i love saying “girl fuck you”… regardless of the occasion its so healing. i could literally be alone in my room ummm girl fuck you!

we should normalize being ok with the fact that sometimes there are people who get tired or burnt out faster than others and the fact that they do doesnt make them any less valuable as a person

Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.

You stare up at them.

They blink.

You are going to start using slang that you find extremely annoying ironically until you reach the point you use it subconsciously in front of your boss/teacher/parent and have to explain what it means to them.

(Bonus Threat, they ask you to explain modern slang to others as well.)

im probably biased but i feel like tumblr's username game is stronger than every other website. sometimes i just go thru my activity feed looking at them for entertainment

every day i mourn mother mother / lemon demon / will wood being disregarded as "cringe tween tiktok transmasc music". because like 1. who gives a shit 2. all of thewse bands are genuinely so fuckking good plea.se why would you do this .please. please why god please

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, twat, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real