I Forgot To Post This But Which One Of You Lame Ass Nerds Works At My Dentists Old Office

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

im getting astral plane war propaganda

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

every day i become more and more certain that the bloodline ends with me

Is that a bug

anyone who sees this please don't kill your self

I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

NARINDER FROM CULT OF THE LAMB

NARINDER from CULT OF THE LAMB got a third abortion!

so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication