Yeah, Yeah... I'll Read My Tarot Cards For You... Pick 3 Cards. Oh Wow. It Says You're Kissing Me In

oozing black ichor btw. if u care.

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

writing a draft for the first chapter of swap au rn

Reblog if you just haven’t been the same since you saw that clown

I’m functioning. But like… in a haunted house kind of way.

I need this