Would You Like A Plaster? I Can Colour It Your Favourite Colour

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

I know most people don't care about anything unless it has to do with the U.S. but can we please start talking about the Canadian election.

Please don't vote for Poilievre. He's basically the Canadian Trump and plans to put in place laws that harm trans youth, and lots of other shit.

Please vote istg this is the only way anything will get better. Poilievre has been kissing millionaires and billionaires asses. He'll make life even harder, and he loves Trump.

Reblogs are appreciated, especially if you aren't Canadian.

whoever invented cramps: fuck you fuck you fuck You fuck you fucj you fuck

*smokes it*

*offers you a cigarette except out of a crayon box and it's a crayon*

Reblog to give your period cramps to Elon Musk

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

found a dude who does VR cruisin and boozin and im IN LOVE

I volunteer as tribute :3

hey I’m currently looking for solders to fight The War™, it’ll be bloody and brutal with a 500% mortality rate, and we’ll be fighting alongside jeffery to destroy the moon

anyone up for it?

the requirements are

listed from most important to least

Large amounts of autism

Queer

Insanity

Anti-capitalism

Has used :3 before