Jesus No

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

Another WIP, but this one had meme potential so Lamb is looking for the Ibuprofen again (to share! Aren't they so kind? ^_^)

*smokes it*

*offers you a cigarette except out of a crayon box and it's a crayon*

Homo?

I try to be

Dr Ignoreitandhopeitgoesaway does make some good points

need me a freak who will hold my hand while we cross the street

lowkey obsessed with my own blog. it has all my favorite things and all the opinions i agree with. best place on the internet maybe ever

if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

we should normalize being ok with the fact that sometimes there are people who get tired or burnt out faster than others and the fact that they do doesnt make them any less valuable as a person

im probably biased but i feel like tumblr's username game is stronger than every other website. sometimes i just go thru my activity feed looking at them for entertainment