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me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

your 'jerking it to the smell of isopropyl alcohol' post has me remembering how i used to be so ashamed of having any sexual desires that i only allowed myself to jack off to the mental image of an arial drone shot of a pine forest

transcendentalism

“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).

let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.

Ethel cain is for the girls who are perverted, the girls who smoke a cigarette in the morning before even getting water, the girls who sleep in their mascara and eyeliner for days until it crumples off, the girls who dance naked, the girls who collect old photos of people they don't even know, the girls who watch gutwrenching movies, the girls who don't shave their armpits or legs/arms, the girls who sleep in until 3pm, the girls who want to go out to a field and take photos with a gun, the girls who dont brush their teeth everyday/shower everyday. Ethel cain is for the disgustingly beautiful ho's.

I love being able to bake

in my heart I know god will forgive me for jorking it to houseofpsychoticwoman

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.