Please Just Pretend I Don’t Exist. I Don’t Enjoy Being Perceived You Can If You Want To, But Otherwise

I think I am officially cursed

To add context to that I have moved three times in my life all of those times I have lost nearly all of my stuff, specifically my books and my dolls

I have a small collection of porcelain dolls

This has happened three separate times all of those times all of my books and most of my dolls disappear and then reappear the next time I have to move

I don’t know what I did to deserve this 

I’ve been waiting to do this

HAPPY PI DAY MR. BARNES

-🪐

My face got pied…..

My cousin’s cat has decided I am the perfect chair. She has not moved for 20 minutes.

No, I’m not edible. Do not bite me. I can give you a peach iced tea

om nkm nom

Non-wingeddognight

Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

openfacedsandwiches → closedtoeburritos

Guess who’s having a mental breakdown because of banana bread ….it’s me

I tried making banana bread. It’s very very burnt and I have had a very bad day :(

Too late already done bye-bye now get fucked

I will help the anon burn down everything you love

You're not going to succeed. Human nature is designed to endure everything thrown its way.

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Yes, you is

Which one of you cut the water supply to our building?