UNDERSMUT: NOT SAFE FOR WORK

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When you roll a nat 20 dexterity save against an attack:

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UnderSwap! VS UnderFell!

                  It was many and many a year ago,          In a kingdom by the sea,    That a maiden there lived whom you may know          By the name of Annabel Lee;    And this maiden she lived with no other thought          Than to love and be loved by me.    I was a child and she was a child,          In this kingdom by the sea;    But we loved with a love that was more than love-          I and my Annabel Lee;    With a love that the winged seraphs of heaven          Coveted her and me.    And this was the reason that, long ago,          In this kingdom by the sea,    A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling          My beautiful Annabel Lee;    So that her highborn kinsman came          And bore her away from me,    To shut her up in a sepulchre          In this kingdom by the sea.    The angels, not half so happy in heaven,          Went envying her and me-    Yes! - that was the reason (as all men know,          In this kingdom by the sea)    That the wind came out of the cloud by night,          Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee.    But our love it was stronger by far than the love          Of those who were older than we-          Of many far wiser than we-    And neither the angels in heaven above,          Nor the demons down under the sea,    Can ever dissever my soul from the soul          Of the beautiful Annabel Lee.    For the moon never beams without bringing me dreams          Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;    And the stars never rise but I feel the bright eyes          Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;    And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side    Of my darling- my darling- my life and my bride,          In the sepulchre there by the sea,          In her tomb by the sounding sea.           

- Annabel Lee Poem by Edgar Allan Poe           

                  It was many and many a year ago,          In a kingdom by the sea,    That a maiden there lived whom you may know          By the name of Annabel Lee;    And this maiden she lived with no other thought          Than to love and be loved by me.    I was a child and she was a child,          In this kingdom by the sea;    But we loved with a love that was more than love-          I and my Annabel Lee;    With a love that the winged seraphs of heaven          Coveted her and me.    And this was the reason that, long ago,          In this kingdom by the sea,    A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling          My beautiful Annabel Lee;    So that her highborn kinsman came          And bore her away from me,    To shut her up in a sepulchre          In this kingdom by the sea.    The angels, not half so happy in heaven,          Went envying her and me-    Yes! - that was the reason (as all men know,          In this kingdom by the sea)    That the wind came out of the cloud by night,          Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee.    But our love it was stronger by far than the love          Of those who were older than we-          Of many far wiser than we-    And neither the angels in heaven above,          Nor the demons down under the sea,    Can ever dissever my soul from the soul          Of the beautiful Annabel Lee.    For the moon never beams without bringing me dreams          Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;    And the stars never rise but I feel the bright eyes          Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;    And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side    Of my darling- my darling- my life and my bride,          In the sepulchre there by the sea,          In her tomb by the sounding sea.           

- Annabel Lee Poem by Edgar Allan Poe           

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DISNEY CONCEPT ART + FINALIZED VERSION ➤ (PART 1)

8-foot giant squid pillow.

You’ll need:

2 yards of felt

1 yard of patterned fabric (I suggest a polka dot-type pattern so it looks like suction cups)

1 medium piece of black felt, 1 medium piece of white felt (for the eyes)

white thread, black thread and thread of the same color as the felt you’re using

pins

about 5 lbs. of stuffing

a couple big sheets of paper to draw your pattern

First, you need to draw out your patterns. Here’s a basic template to get you started, although most of the measurements are reasonably fudgeable. If in the likely event you don’t have any four-foot-long pieces of paper lying around, just tape a few pieces together.

Once you’ve drawn out your eight patterns, it’s time to cut the fabric. Pin the pattern to the fabric, laid flat, and cut out the following, leaving a half an inch or so of extra fabric around the edge of the pattern:

FOR THE ARMS: 8 felt and 8 fabric cutouts of piece 1

FOR THE, UH, LONGER ARMS: 2 felt and 2 fabric cutouts of piece 2

FOR THE BODY: 2 felt cutouts of piece 3

FOR THE FIN: 4 felt cutouts of piece 4

FOR THE HEAD: 1 felt cutouts of piece 6

FOR THE EYES: 2 white felt cutouts of piece 7 and 2 black felt cutouts of piece 8

So now you’ve got all your pieces ready, it’s time to start sewing them together. I did mine by hand because my sewing machine is busted and I get a kind of Zen buzz from sewing by hand, but if you have a non-busted one I recommend that you use it as it will be MUCH EASIER. You’re going to be sewing everything with the nice side of the fabric facing in, then turning it inside out to stuff it.

THE ARMS: (To make a quilted pattern that looks like suckers, see this other post). Pin together one patterned fabric piece 1 and one felt piece 1 (with the nice sides facing the inside). Sew down around the U-shape and back up, leaving the top open. Then turn the arm inside out, stuff it (it’s easiest to do both of these things if you sort of scrunch it up like you’re trying to put on a pair of tights, excuse the non-dude-friendly reference) and sew the top closed. Do the same for the other seven arms and rejoice in the fact that this is the most tedious part. Same deal with the two long arms, they’re just harder to stuff.

THE FINS: Pin together two of your piece 4s and sew together the curvy outer edge. Turn the piece inside out, so the seam you just sewed is on the inside, and start sewing up the other side, stuffing gradually as you go along. You should end up with a triangle-ish puffy thing. Repeat for the other two piece 4s.

THE BODY: Put down one piece 3, then place the two fins you have down with the point up and the curvy side pointing in, then make a sandwich by putting the other piece 3 down on top. Pin it all together and sew around the edges with the two fins still inside, as shown. Turn it inside out and move on to…

THE HEAD: So take piece 6 and the ten arms you’ve already done. Lay the arms, fabric side facing you, out with the arms’ top seams in a line half an inch from the top of piece 6. The order should be arm arm arm arm BIG ARM arm arm arm arm BIG ARM. The legs should be almost entirely covering piece 6. Pin them in place and sew a straight line through the individual legs seams to attach the legs to piece 6.

When you pick up the other side of piece 6, you now have something resembling a really weird untied hula skirt. Sew together the two 9-inch ends of piece 6 with the fabric side of the arms on the outside, and keep it inside out for the moment.

PUTTING IT ALL TOGETHER: Fit the open end of the body through the arms (still fabric side facing out) and pull the edge all the way through the felt cylinder so it’s even with the edge that DOESN’T have arms attached to it. Sew around the diameters of the head cylinder and the body cylinder to attach them, then pull the legs down over the head and you’re almost done!

Stuff the body, then seal it off by sewing piece 5 over the open end (even if you do have a functional sewing machine, you’ll probably have to do this part by hand).

THE EYES: Sew the black circles on the white circles and whipstitch the eyes onto the head. You do this last because you can’t tell where they’re going to end up on the end product if you put them on before stuffing the body.