This Gives Me Life. 

Mini M&M Cookies

Lord Calamity! Just wanted to ask, How do you stay so awesome and amazing?

*He slightly puffs up his chest*‘By being myself, mortal. Prehaps if you do the same you will stay awesome and amazing too.’

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

One of the funniest things about Bram Stoker’s Dracula is that it’s mentioned in passing that most of Dracula’s powers don’t even have anything to do with the fact that he’s a vampire; he can do all that stuff because – and I swear I’m not making this up – in his youth he attended a magic school whose headmaster was the actual Devil. This is never followed up on.

Basically, what I mean to say is that you can picture a scenario where any fictional devil you care to name is a teacher at a magic school where one of the students is kid Dracula, and this would be a totally canon-compliant crossover.

DLOTS 

Song: Barbie girl cover by mxpx 

 Part 9 

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Everyone who reblogs this before the new year will get their vibes checked by me personally.

Only if you have your asks open though.

Wrote a silly epilogue comic of the Samurai Jack finale. SPOILER WARNING

I’ve had this on my ‘draw later’ list for about two years now.

If you don’t get it, look up ‘I Want My Hat Back’.

Error and this particular take on Underswap belong to @loverofpiggies​

Asy and Asylumtale belong to @furgemancs

Paper Crane belongs to @little-noko

Since this one is done, I’ll post this one too. This one is dedicated to @wingedhumangirl who has been a friend and a great person who keeps me smiling. They showed me it is alright to play around and have fun. They have been so nice and concerned when they didn’t have to be. So thank you for being a friend.

You made Sugar happy~ 

Short Bonus:

There’s a reason why HT!Sans is called Blood. 

All em Teddy Bear gifters:

@xelerinaia @wingedhumangirl @flamefiends 

@happysushichan (had to pick only one bby) 

@thebrothersgrimfandango (the only exception of two gifted bears) 

@anthroartistskeleton 

@jaegracex3 (really went crazy with your design sorryyy) 

@shon95 @ittybittypearlygirly 

@lucyhblack + @hansama = Twin Bears 

@fluffy-anon-dragon @chibiundertalegirl @stormipotato 

And a special mention of two darn trollsters: 

@megalotrashy  

@cupcakes-with-filling (I slaughtered the rainbow design thus the bear is now boring and two coloured only).