…you’re Lucky I’m A Stubborn Asshole Because These Took Way Longer To Make Than I’d Like To Admit.

Doot Doot motherfuckers. 

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

TURTLE BURRITOS!! 😍😍

DLOTS 

Song: Barbie girl cover by mxpx 

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Oh, I love these! 

REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW

AND I WILL DO EVERY SINGLE ONE, BASED ON YOUR BLOG.

EVERY

SINGLE

ONE

Resonance with Rus

Raffle Winner One-shot for @awesometurtletails Swapfell Papyrus x Reader Specifics:  Soulmates.  NSFW Smut

*Ao3 link here

Keywords: soulmate, soul resonance, friends-to-lovers, piercings, marking, female reader, 69'ing

(*I hope you like it, Turtle-kohai! <3 )

“hey, where are ya goin’? c'mere, darlin’.”

Papyrus pulls you back into the booth and onto his lap. You squirm, laughing, and push lightly against his chest. The action is a farce; you don’t want to break his hold on you, and from the smirk that crosses his sharp teeth, he knows it too.

“I was just going to get another round and maybe order some fries. I’m starting to get hungry,” you inform him, one of your arms looping around his neck. You’ve been friends with Papyrus for nearly six months now. What started as little flirty conversations at Muffet’s had turned into hangouts at his house, eating dinner with him and his brother (although the burritos tore your stomach to shreds every time you actually gave in and ate one), and exchanging flirtatious texts each night. There was a definite mutual attraction, and you both ended up comfortable enough with one another for plenty of physical contact, but you’d never taken it further than that. There had never been a kiss, other than one on the cheekbone, and the innuendo remained mere implications of what could be.

But tonight, Papyrus was in a good mood that had everything to do with how much vodka he had mixed with his barbeque sauce. His arms went around your waist, dragging you closer to his fur-lined coat, and his face dropped to your neck, where he shook his head.

“nope. you can stay right here and feed my hunger instead.”

His breath is so warm against your neck, and his voice comes out in a low, rough baritone that you’ve fallen asleep listening to on the phone on more than one occasion. You ramp up the flirting by fingering the processes of the vertebrae of his neck–a touch you know he loves–and make a thoughtful sound in the back of your throat.

“Hmmm…” Your fingers curl so your fingernails rake along his spine, and you immediately feel him shiver in response, his breath hitching and arms tightening. “Just what are you hungry for, Rus?”

You can feel his teeth move against the side of your neck when he answers, “somethin’ i’ve been dyin’ to taste for so long, darlin’.” He pulls back enough to meet your gaze. His eyelights are bright orange pin-pricks that search your eyes, and you understand immediately that this is your chance. If you want to take things further than just flirtatious remarks and arms around one another in the dark, then you can.

And boy, do you ever.

“What’s stopping you?” you whisper, the query holding the hint of a challenge as your lips curve in a smirk.

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Hey does anyone have an iPhone 7 and loves Underfell Sans? Here is a McFreaking chance to have this case for free!

This has a small print defect by the camera but other than that it’s a very great quality case. It was designed by yours truly and is from RedBubble. I’ve had a case like this for my 5 and it was the best money spent on a case ever! All the times I dropped my phone on hard concrete floors. Sometimes landed faced down too. To my surprise the case protected it from any cracks or scratches. Even the case held together until my iPhone 5’s very end when the battery died out.

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Here you go friend! Sorry it’s short, I just wanted to get you something while I had a quick minute before people show up at my house >.< 

Hope everything turns out ok, feel free to message me if you get super bored in the hospital, if i’m awake i generally respond to all asks and IMs ^_^