I Attempted To Make One For M!IK But I Don’t Remember Over Half That Cast’s Names Bc I Have Shit

Here you go friend! Sorry it’s short, I just wanted to get you something while I had a quick minute before people show up at my house >.< 

Hope everything turns out ok, feel free to message me if you get super bored in the hospital, if i’m awake i generally respond to all asks and IMs ^_^

Famous Poems Rewritten as Limericks

The Raven

There once was a girl named Lenore And a bird and a bust and a door And a guy with depression And a whole lot of questions And the bird always says “Nevermore.”

Footprints in the Sand There was a man who, at low tide Would walk with the Lord by his side Jesus said “Now look back; You’ll see one set of tracks. That’s when you got a piggy-back ride.”

Response to ‘This Is Just To Say’ This note on the fridge is to say That those ripe plums that you put away Well, I ate them last night They tasted all right Plus I slept with your sister. M’kay?

Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening There once was a horse-riding chap Who took a trip in a cold snap He stopped in the snow But he soon had to go: He was miles away from a nap.

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night There was an old father of Dylan Who was seriously, mortally illin’ “I want,” Dylan said “You to bitch till you’re dead. “I’ll be pissed if you kick it while chillin’.”

I Wandered Lonely As a Cloud There once was a poet named Will Who tramped his way over a hill And was speechless for hours Over some stupid flowers This was years before TV, but still.

@quethenogard IS A FUCKING LEGEND. LOOK AT THIS ART! SWEETEST CINNAMON ROLL EVER. LOVE THAT CINNAMON GOODNESS. 😂😁😀😃😁🤗😂😄😍😁😀😀😂😃😂😱🍩🍰

someBODY once told me

Dave played a chord so holy

That God thought it was sweet - you don’t care

It’s a fourth and then a fifth, minor fall then major lift

He was like, what the fuck? Hallelujah

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

Werewolf Boyfriend (Kirby)

Another wonderful werewolf commission! The town of Hearthway Hollows grows still. A commission for @mewmewred.

Visit Hearthway Hollow

   Hearthway Hollow was the town you grew up in, but around the time you turned thirteen you had to go move in with your grandmother. You were going to miss Hearthway Hollow, it was surrounded by forest that you loved to explore and play in. Not to mention you’d miss all the wolves that lived around the town. Luckily, your grandmother didn’t live too far from a national park and you spent any free time you had there.

   After your grandmother died, you decided to move back to Hearthway Hollow. You had been working in the National Park as a ranger and you had seen there was a job opening for a conservation ranger very close to your beloved hometown.

   Not much had changed, although town seemed to be much busier than it used to be. There were more shops and business but other than that everything felt the same. You felt at home. You found a nice little place to rent that surrounded by the nature you so loved.

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Some old artwork of some old dating sim I used to play. Don’t know how this is gonna go! 👌

I’ve had this on my ‘draw later’ list for about two years now.

If you don’t get it, look up ‘I Want My Hat Back’.

Error and this particular take on Underswap belong to @loverofpiggies​

Asy and Asylumtale belong to @furgemancs

Paper Crane belongs to @little-noko

@quethenogard . Definitely you!