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Dragon rider who blushes a little *too* hard when someone asks how she even got pregnant in the first place

Being shibari'd in my own wires. Gently tug at my cables and pull them out, watch as I twitch and squirm when you do. The strain on my cables causing my breathing to hitch, fans stuttering to keep up.

Wrap the cables around my limbs. Send me into a feedback loop, every time I twitch I tug on my wires. Every time my wires strain I twitch and moan. Make my circuitry overheat with pleasure, overstimulate me with my own body.

do people like tops who whimper whine growl groan pant etc. just super noisy, so drunk on fucking their bottom that they can't control the noises they're making

Sorry baby, but mommy has to make sure you're not secretly cake and cut you open with this big knife.

Sapphic yearning isn’t enough anymore, I need to kiss a woman until I suffocate.

“i’m looking respectfully.” no pls look disrespectfully. defile me with your eyes. fantasize about every detail you want to do to me. jerk off to me.

"it's a foxgirl promise" means it's the most trustworthy thing in the whole wide world and you have to believe it 100%

I just wanna listen to music with a girl while we cuddle and talk about nothing and everything and after hours of being so close we kiss and kiss and we just cant stop and everything fades away except for the two of us

is that too much to ask?????

What a gal gotta do to get monster fucked around here

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Girls will be out here inventing new kinds of calculus and building machines that could kickstart a new industrial revolution, and then break down crying with happiness and relief when you call them an empty-headed idiot.