You Guys Just Have To Trust Me On This One And Click Here Okay?

I mean, I do very much appreciate being electrocuted

idk who needs to hear this but don’t put shock collars on animals it’s inhumane and ineffective

put them on a petgirl instead they’ll be able to appreciate it

Me stumbling across a wild trans girl: "Oh, hey there."

Her: Hisses

Me: Calmly holds out my bio so she can smell the pronouns. "I write monster TF fiction."

Her: immediately starts meowing loudly for food.

Affini vines are made to restrain dumb little flowers like me

You agree. You reblog.

force me into misbehaving—it’s hot. “don’t cum. you’ll be a good girl, right? you can hold yourself back?”

whilst you force your strap deeper, and i go from moaning to helplessly stringing together desperate sentences, “no, no, please, please stop, i’m gonna cum…”

and then the condescending tone, “is your pussy misbehaving, hm? you can’t even keep her from cumming?” as you circle my clit with your thumb, forcing me closer to the edge i’m desperately trying to avoid.

i guess i should take it like a good girl, when you ruin my orgasm and edge me until i pass out. i shouldn’t have came, right?

men, minors dni

lucipoo, close your eyes, you cutie… i’ll squish those adorable cheeks.

TRANS IS BEAUTIFUL

It would sure be a shame if any eight foot tall plant-based aliens decided to stop me from enjoying my 60 hour work week.

*Shoots radar SOS messages into space*

Well I do have some big knockers and thighs

I'm perfect for cuddling, I grew my own pillows :3

It is Appreciate a Dragon day!

Find a dragon and tell them how much they mean to you! Give them gifts you know they will love! Kiss their giant snout! Give them another kobold for their army/collection! Fuel our ego and appreciate us, it’s our day after all!

The Vulpix lines as emojis

REBLOG IF UR BLOG IS SAFE FOR THERIANS AND FURRIES

“It’s plastic it can’t get you pregnant”

Not with that attitude it can’t