Burning Text Gif Maker

can someone send me a few thousand untaxed dollars so I can fulfill the 30+ tattoo ideas I have

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I like kissing girls :3

It would sure be a shame if any eight foot tall plant-based aliens decided to stop me from enjoying my 60 hour work week.

*Shoots radar SOS messages into space*

when is the universe gonna send me the fiery older woman i deserve

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Read under cut at your own discretion

>:3

꧁༒☬Grass Types🌸Flower Pots☬༒꧂

look, we don't talk enough about ogre cock. a big, green cock that's even bigger than an orc's, even hungrier, with even heavier balls?? let us spread the gospel of ogres

butch….unbuckling their belt…and saying “want a treat?” butch patting my head and calling me a good little bitch while i suck them off…butch using that same belt to restrain my hands…

someone should let me bounce on their cock and tease them until they get fed up with my bullshit and force me up and down like i’m just a fleshlight grab my hips so hard i get bruises

Oh, you thought you could just leave dragon snuggles? Cute. Very cute.

Perhaps you'll reevaluate your options when you have a hundred-pound tail on your leg and a wing draped over your whole body.

Goodnight little plushie. Nope, you're not human anymore. Dragon plushie. For me :3