Just Because I Have Cake Doesn't Mean I Am Cake!

ok now shove your cock down my throat until i can’t breathe!!

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

You have never hung out with a bunch of trans femmes while playing Mario party I take it

when are they adding sex to mario party

A swirling abyss with tentacles reaching out.

Monsterfuckers: Do I need therapy? Probably. Am I letting the tentacles take me anyway? Absolutely.

upsides to being a dragon

everyones afraid of you

you can eat your enemies

youre fucking fly as hell

also some dragons can fly dont tell me that aint rad

breathing stuff that kills people

etc.

downsides to being a dragon

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me n who (I can be both)

H-hey what are you doing?

Can you please stop swinging that watch in front of me..?

It's really distracting and it's making me...feel funny....

M-my head feels weird...

What are you...what are you doing to...me...

I..I can't think...

I must..resist...

I must...

I...I...

I obey...

"My son turned out fine."

Ma'am, your daughter wants to be a floret.

need a werewolf in a flannel and work pants to annihilate me down to an atomic level with her knot here

need a lesbian to have faux sympathy for me ughh like "aww is it too much baby?" then kiss me on the forehead and start fucking me harder