I Wish I Had Robotic Limbs

Crop top that says "i love biting" paired with booty shorts that say "i love biting" paired with a baseball cap that says "i love biting" paired with long socks that each say "i love biting" paired with some flip flops

I need to join a polycule as their pet

yeah no i think the whole "they could kill you but they choose not to" is a pretty important part of the monsterfuckery

Affini who has to keep trying to stop her kitty girl floret from climbing into a bin of squishmallows and sleeping in them while they're on a shopping adventure.

Pokemon Crystal Gameboy Color 2000

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

i actually think just as a general rule monsters should own humans as pets. thats really fun to me. put a collar on that girl and snuggle her up in your big fuckin wings

Nudge nudge hint hint

I think a giant 7ft scythe would greatly benefit my appearance

Tag game gang :3

Tagged by @cakeboxie <3

Last song: Take me to Church by Hozier

Currently Watching: Dungeon Meshi (or Delicious in Dungeon for dub :3), solo leveling and The Bad Batch

Three Ships: Marcille/Falin, Charlie/Zev, Karlach/Me

Favourite Colour: Royal Purple or Blood Red

Currently Consuming: Slurpeee

First ship: fuck if I know tbh

Birthplace: Canadian Texas

Relationship Statues: Taken x2(3?)

Last movie: Nimona

Currently working: Gay keychains

Got no one to tag but please join! It’s fun and interesting!

Sorry baby, but mommy has to make sure you're not secretly cake and cut you open with this big knife.