I'm Not Kidding When I Say I Wanna Be Degraded And Spat On, Told How Slutty I Look With My Legs Spread

This is how I flirt

Hey girl are you a witch because I’d *check notes* b-burn you alive? Hang you? Crush you with stones? Oh god none of this is good pickup line material is it

thoughts on thigh riding?? i would love to ride jing yuan or blades thigh like... theyre so thick...

god, they really are so thick. hoyo should have made them thicker imho

blade, i think, would love thigh riding. and it's honestly the only time he'll really consider himself "lazy" when it comes to sex. he'll strap on his thigh harness, get out your favorite strap or vibrator or grinder of his, and let you have your way with him while he leans back and watches. he'll hold your hip, lazily cooing out his endearments or teasing how desperate you are. he'll trace your body with his hands, teasing and adoring your body. he'll pepper kisses up and down your neck, your collarbones, your chest, where ever he can reach. just... don't expect him to do much, to be completely honest. he simply just wants to admire you

jing yuan... he thinks it's cute when you ask him. especially since you know he has a thing where he has to feel like he's fucking you, setting the pace and not letting you do any of the work (he's got you spoiled, you can't lie). so it's kind of a shock when he agrees to it, and it's more of a shock when he actually leans back to watch you set your own pace. at first your suspicious of the entire situation, trying to figure out what game he's playing. and your suspicions are confirmed when you're about to cum, when he suddenly grabs your hips and slams you down on his thigh. "my turn," he'll whisper in your ear before pulling your hips down on his thigh and make you match his pace he sets for you. he isn't cruel, of course, but he's definitely not gonna make it easy for you. he's got all of your tells and favorite spots memorized, after all. he'll pepper you in kisses, hitting just outside of your most sensitive spots. he'll slow his pace just enough to make you whine and plead more stimulation, to which he'll eventually agree. finally when you're passed out on his shoulder, you'll look up and see a mischievous grin on his face, evidently proud of himself as he wraps his arms around you.

Tag game gang :3

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Got no one to tag but please join! It’s fun and interesting!

what I'd give to be sitting in a pretty someone's lap with a vibrator tied to my clit, bouncing on her strap while she plays w my hair and tells me that I can take more 🥴

Would pay for this happily :3

Not to be horny on main but my ideal living situation is living in a huge house with a polycule of cruel trans women and a broken lock to my room. I want to be their live-in toy

i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child

Feel free for anyone to join! It’s fun and interesting seeing what others put down! :3

tag game 🤭

rules: color the sentence that's true about you

i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child

this is a whole lot of yellow lmfao

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I'm going to hard pack, see how long it takes you to notice.

How long it takes you to all but straddle me and push yourself down onto me. I'm going to see the noises I can get out of you whilst I'm inside you, not moving, but adjusting my position once in a while.

Let's watch a filthy little movie like that, hm? Or maybe some homemade movies, starring... oh look, it's you, princess. Shall we scroll through your Tumblr likes? Let's see how wet and desperate you'll get.

But.

Mark my words.

You so much as twitch without my permission, and I'll be overstimulating you. Drawing orgasm after orgasm after orgasm out of you until you tap out completely.

Thrusting up into you, pushing you into the sofa as I fuck you hard, deep.

Bending you over the sofa. Tugging on your pretty hair as I whisper into your ear, "This is what you wanted, isn't it? You just couldn't wait, you slut. You want to act like a whore? I'll treat you like one. You're going to cum for me until you're shaking, fucked out, and crying from bliss."

-MEN AND MINORS DNI-

My legs should be wrapped around her waist with her strap burried in me, hitting my spot while I mumble her name over and over again like a prayer

Muzzles are peak fashion

I would look good in a muzzle i think.