@emmashouldbewriting The Cow Is Next For Sure…

My booo wrote another fantastic read!!!! 

HELLO TUMBLR PLEASE LOOK AT MY NEW BOOK OVER OK THANK YOU

It's releasing on May 16th and please enjoy this convenient image that sells it to you so I don't have to.

edit: it occurs to me the blurb might be useful so here:

Literally colliding with the hottest guy in the world and agreeing to be his date to his sister’s wedding? Done… for some reason.

Finding out he’s actually an aristocrat and will one day inherit an ancient Scottish dukedom and castle? Yep, that’s a surprise.

Sharing a bed with him at said castle because his family thinks I’m his girlfriend? Okay, I’m sure I’ll survive. Even if he does make my heart pitter-patter and my lady bits—uh, never mind.

Dealing with his family feud, his bridezilla sister, and his grandma’s gobby cockatiel who fancies himself the castle alarm system? It’s… well, it’s… something.

Oh, and a snowstorm, keeping my real identity a secret, trying to figure out where the heck I know the Glenroch family from, and why his mum keeps looking at me weirdly?

Yeah, that I’ll need some help with…

Argh! 🏴‍☠️ 

am scared

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For real. 🤣

For those of us that stopped writing for a while, what brought you back?

OMG 💜💜💜

Eeeep!!!

Dearest Reader,

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He did ok a mini pig but not a house chicken.

Capybara made his day

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ain’t that the dammed truth…

This book is so fun! Check out my bestie!!!

If you're into audiobooks, I have one for you today: BIG DUKE ENERGY written by me and narrated by my British dream team, Shakira Shute and Will Watt is now available! Trust me when I say they are perfection narrating my commitment-phobe duke, Max, and romance novelist Ellie. Plus the goats and escape artist Sir Winston Purrchill the Maine Coon.

Audible: https://geni.us/BDEaudio

Also true. I just love giving you a hard time. 

This is random, but how did you meet your best friends? Wales ain't exactly down the road from Kansas or Texas lol

what do you mean, we're practically neighbours! LMAO

i actually met them for the first time at a book signing in Austin, but we very much had a reader/author dynamic then where they were essentially just my readers - S & A are actually sis-in-laws, and @wisepersonallama lives right near A. we got closer over time until we all kind of just adopted each other (we were a fourship until we adopted k, the kansas one and mum of the group) and now we all have an unhealthy codependent relationship 😂

i haven't seen them since 2019 and i miss them very much. they're my soulmates