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have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class

since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a trans non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the trans enby spectrum!

I want a dinosaur documentary series that has an episode called “T.rex has a nice day,” where instead of the standard Dino doc late cretaceous stuff (life or death fight with armored herbivore followed by death via apocalyptic meteor), the T.rex just has a nice day.  Wakes up, eats the carcass of yesterday’s kill, goes on a walk through their territory, drinks from a steam, walks some more, goes back to the kill for dinner, sleeps.  Just a pleasant day for T.rex.

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

REBLOG IF YOU WANT ANONS

I am...

THE SHARK

ever wanted to know what your name might be if you were a villain using the common thematic structures of ridiculous DC villains? 

wonder no more.

i am King Egg.