May The 10 Of Pentacles Bless Your Account With More Money Than You Can Spend. 💵✨

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor for help. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous I take a sip.”

So the next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass he found the following note on his door:

Sip the Vodka, don’t gulp.

There are 10 commandments, not 12.

There are 12 disciples, not 10.

Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook.

David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.

When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was stoned off his ass.

We do not refer to the cross as the Big T!

When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, “Take this and eat it, for it is my body”, he did not say, “Eat me.”

The Virgin Mary is not referred to as the, “Mary with the Cherry”.

The recommended grace before a meal is not: “Rub-A-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God”

Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Peter’s, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy’s.

Don’t refer to Jesus and the 12 disciples J.C. and the boys.

Why does it look like it’s made out of staples

ssh-keygen -t rsa -b 4096

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

Kerbal Space Program 2 coming in 2020!

Kerbal Space Program 2 is the sequel to the acclaimed space flight simulation game Kerbal Space Program from Star Theory and Private Division.

The original Kerbal Space Program is one of the most beloved games of all time and, years after its release, it’s bigger than ever before. Its sequel, Kerbal Space Program 2, has been fully redesigned from the ground up to meet the demands of modern and next-generation space exploration, all while maintaining the monumental foundations of the first game. Build a space program, construct powerful spacecraft, establish colonies, and take on many other challenges to explore new cosmic mysteries. A plethora of exciting new features will captivate veteran and returning players, as well as usher in a whole new wave of Kerbonauts to the ingenious and comedic world that has entertained millions.

VIDEO

Official Kerbal Space Program 2 Cinematic Announce Trailer

Kerbal Space Program 2 Developer Story Trailer

Get more info on everything KSP 2 here:

https://www.kerbalspaceprogram.com/game/kerbal-space-program-2/ 

Don’t miss another KSP launch! 

https://www.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

https://www.facebook.com/kerbalspaceprogram/

https://www.instagram.com/kerbalspacep/

https://twitter.com/KerbalSpaceP

https://www.youtube.com/user/KerbalSPOfficial

Follow Star Theory Games for more updates from their team.

https://startheory.com

https://www.facebook.com/startheorygames

https://www.instagram.com/star_theory_games

Follow Private Division for more updates and learn more about our other games 

https://www.privatedivision.com

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https://twitter.com/PrivateDivision

https://www.youtube.com/PrivateDivision

A note on Kerbal Space Program 2 from Squad

Read the note from Squad here.

Follow Squad for more updates from their team.

https://twitter.com/SquadDevs 

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Fact Sheet

For more information on Kerbal Space Program 2 please visit our website here

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Kerbal Space Program 2 Release Related Questions

Q: Where will Kerbal Space Program 2 be available?  A: Kerbal Space Program 2 will be available on PC and Console (Xbox One, PS4) in 2020.

Q: Will it be released on all digital distribution store platforms? A: Kerbal Space Program 2 will be released on Steam and other digital storefronts, as well as Xbox Games Store and PlayStation Store.

Q: How much will Kerbal Space Program 2 cost? A: $59.99 USD

Q: When will the game be released on Console? A: Kerbal Space Program 2 will be released for Console after the PC release, which is in 2020.

Q: Why is the game coming to consoles after PC? A: We would like to take additional time to make sure the console version feels great for players on all platforms. Instead of holding back our launch for PC fans we plan to release separately.

Kerbal Space Program 2 Game Related Questions

Q: What features can we expect? A: Star Theory Games have added several brand-new features to Kerbal Space Program 2. A plethora of exciting new features will captivate veteran and returning players, as well as usher in a whole new generation of Kerbonauts to this ingenious and comedic world that has entertained millions. 

Key Features

●  Improved On-boarding: Kerbal Space Program 2 will create a whole new generation of spaceflight experts who will find themselves accidentally learning rocket science. New animated tutorials, improved UI, and fully revamped assembly and flight interfaces allow both experienced and novice players to quickly put their creativity to the test without sacrificing any of the challenge from the original game.

●  Next-Generation Technology: In Kerbal Space Program 2, the astoundingly inventive creations that KSP is known for will be taken to a whole new level. Players will be delighted and challenged by next-generation engines, parts, fuel, and much more. This new tech will enable new feats of space exploration within and beyond the original Kerbolar System.

● Colonies: Players can now build colonies in Kerbal Space Program 2. These colonies not only pose their own physics challenges to build, but also require players gather resources to build structures, space stations, habitations, and generate unique fuel types. Eventually, these colonies become advanced enough for vehicle construction, propelling deep space and beyond.

●  Interstellar Travel: Next-gen tech, colonies, and resource collection work together to enable a new kind of exploration: interstellar travel. In Kerbal Space Program 2, these interstellar technologies pave the way to a host of new celestial bodies, each comprising new challenges and harboring new secret treasures.

●  Multiplayer/Modding: An all-new architecture underlies Kerbal Space Program 2, enabling increased moddability and the long-awaited arrival of multiplayer. We look forward to revealing more about the ways you’ll share your Kerbal journey with friends at a later time.

Q: Will mods be as supported in KSP2 A: Kerbal Space Program 2 has undergone a deep structural overhaul that has enabled us to give modders unprecedented access to systems they could not touch in the original KSP.  We can’t wait to reveal more details about mod support at a later time.

Q: What engine will KSP2 run on? A: Kerbal Space Program 2 is developed using Unity. 

Q: Will I be able to transfer my saves/account to KSP2? (backwards compatibility) A: Saves from Kerbal Space Program 1 will not be compatible with Kerbal Space Program 2.

Q: Will existing mods will be supported? A: Existing Mods will not be compatible on Kerbal Space Program 2.

Q: What can we expect from the expanded universe in Kerbal Space Program 2? A: Kerbal Space Program 2 allows players to explore beyond the Kerbolar system for the first time into new and uncharted territories. Interstellar technologies pave the way to a host of new celestial bodies, each comprising new challenges and harboring new secrets. Among them: Ovin, a ringed super-Earth with relentless gravity; Rask and Rusk, a binary pair locked in a dance of death; and many more to reward exploration.

Q: What type of physics can players expect? Advanced, realistic, etc? A: Realistic vehicle physics and orbital mechanics continue to be at the center of the Kerbal experience. We’ve focused on optimizing vehicle physics  to allow for the smooth simulation of larger structures on a wider variety of PCs. 

Development Team Related Questions

Q: What will happen to Squad? A:  Squad will continue supporting the current game, so you can expect new content and updates being released for Kerbal Space Program 1. Some members of the team will be assisting Star Theory in various capacities to make the best possible sequel.

Q: How can I learn more about Star Theory Games? A: The Star Theory Games team are designing a sequel we believe the entire Kerbal Space Program community will thoroughly enjoy. If you’re curious about what went into creating Kerbal Space Program 2 dive into the Developer Story video.

Q: How do we know if Star Theory Games has the capability of developing a worthy successor to our favorite game? A: The team behind Star Theory Games are skilled video game developers as well as lifelong fans of Kerbal Space Program, with multiple members of having played 2000+ hours of the original KSP. The principal engineer even has a background in the aerospace industry. Their skill set in combination with a deep understanding of what makes this game great has led to the creation of an amazing sequel we know you’ll love to challenge yourself with! If you’d like to learn more about the amazing team behind Kerbal Space Program 2 be sure to watch the  Developer Story video.

it’s too early for this

“Yes this LGBT mini-series “WHEN WE RISE” is a big deal AND there is no bisexual representation. The B is missing from this epic LGBT docu-drama. When LGBT people rose in San Francisco [and everywhere else], we rose together. Bisexuals worked shoulder to shoulder with Cleve Jones, Ken Jones, Roma Guy and Cecilia Chung whose lives are featured. This is not to take away from their incredible contributions; this is to point out what might not be noticed in the excitement of watching “When We Rise”. The suppression and silencing of bisexual contributions, history, and culture serves no one, especially our multi-generation LGBTQI community/movement. Williams Institute and Pew research among others show there are more self identified bisexuals than gay and lesbian people put together. Forty percent of self identified bisexual people are people of color. Bisexual suicide, depression, anxiety, domestic violence, rape, stalking, poverty, alcohol/drug/nicotine rates are higher than for gay, lesbian and heterosexual people. The ongoing casual and sometimes callous disregard of bisexual people and our lives is unacceptable and fueling a bisexual mental/physical health crisis. Excluding and isolating anyone in our community hurts all of us, especially in these dangerous times. What are you able to do to stand with and stand up for bisexual people and challenge biphobia, misinformation and ignorance – including perhaps your own?”

— Lani Ka’ahumanu, prominent bisexual activist and author  (via bisexual-books)

words cannot describe how much i love autistic people with “weird” or not even remotely socially acceptable special interests. not even just because i’m one of them i just really enjoy seeing people happy and i love hearing about it tbh

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

Anyone else ever felt the kind of gender dysphoria that feels like something impossibly wrong with your chest?

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT