do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable
the zelink gaslighting is actually hysterical so in botw you can buy a house and it's an optional side quest but several things are canon in totk that requires you to have bought the house, so it's canon in totk that you bought this one house in this town. and in totk (six years later) it is INCREDIBLY obvious that zelda lives there. all her shit is there she has a study in the well in the back yard the sign at the front says zelda's house so SOME PEOPLE (shark fuckers.) were like "haha zelda KICKED HIM OUT OF HIS HOUSE. CAN YOU BELIEVE" except it is SO OBVIOUS that this isn't the case for one several of link's things are still in this house the table is set for two you can sleep in the bed which is smth you can't do in every house in the game and there are various lines from npcs implying link still lives in the town. like they are common law married you know this in fact I think this is not the first time I've told you this BUT PEOPLE WOULD DIE ON THIS HILL. THAT LINK DIDN'T LIVE THERE "oh but there’s only one bed" YEAH. THEY SHARE IT. and also that is such an absolutely insane thing to say. "yeah this really sweet girl kicked her best friend out of his house" you hate her don't you I know you do. some people would say link probably just gave it up freely but like. grasping at fucking straws. and then zelda's english va was doing interviews like "link and zelda.... have a very special bond....." so that was funny. they live together
this is beyond insane. how do people genuinely think she straight up kicked a guy out of his own house rather than admit they are common law married
what do you think it means that fabiana aziza cunningham doesn’t believe in god but desperately wants to? (AND she’s defending judas)
oh the last days of judas iscariot we’re really in it now…..
paradise lost satan really said “i tried to do something and i failed, and now i realize that i was always destined to fail, and i want revenge for that but i also see that my every effort to spite authority will just satisfy that authority more. so i guess i will just be as good as i possibly can be at the role that i now know i was always meant to play, in which the more i succeed, the more i’ll disgrace myself. i cannot escape. i never could have escaped. i am going to be the adversary, and i am going to destroy myself, and there is nothing i can do about it. ok. ok. let’s get started.”
ok the sailor song by autoheart as a hammari song. I kind of see it as her from the afterlife looking back on what she’s done. “I was your sailor, your demon, your lover your overbearing best friend hoping for some attention” she was! sayna and kian and laira and tai all loved her but she was their monster. she mutilated sayna drove tai to suicide dragged kian down with her and laira fled in the aftermath. and she did it because she wanted to be good. “and I lost every ounce of myself” she took the child she was and killed her with her own bloody hands she slit that girl’s throat and built her legacy on her corpse. it’s kind of a response to strangers like I tried to be good am I no good am I no good. and the answer is no. you failed. you aren’t even good. you never could be. she’s coughing up blood asking if she’s good it’s 'if i gave up on being pretty i wouldn't know how to be alive i should move to a brand new city and teach myself how to die' it’s all for nothing it’s all to end a war that years later historians say she didn’t even stop. she was driven mad under the weight of her sins she heard screams every waking moment she’d wander the palace in her nightgown and scream and tear at the walls she begged for help from her friends who were long gone. I never really had it in me, did I? did I? no I never really had it in me, did I? it’s frantic she’s clawing her way through the story through the ink and paper she wants someone to prove her wrong but she doesn’t have anyone. she never really had it in her did she?
WHAT THE FUCK
wait actually have u watched demon slayer bc you would go crazyyyy for sanemi and genya shinazugawa
no I haven’t! why should I watch it?
do u know how long ive wanted you to open your inbox. do u know how many tbos and ethel thoughts im going to torment you with. i WILL make you regret this
good luck hella I can also do the same <3
Canon Jonah Magnus is way funnier than fanon Jonah Magnus. Why does everyone try to change him. He’s perfect.
she/her | call me aiaia <3no 1. fan of @tbos-main’s wip, the blood of serpents (hi rori <3). narines supremacy
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