DCA Cult Of The Lamb AU!

"i'd be the final girl" "i'd be the slasher" yeah well i would be the harbinger of doom. you drive by me i'm sitting in a chair at a gas station yelling that you're all going to die. i get an angsty half lit shot to add foreshadowing as i give a dramatic warning that you shouldn't enter this town unless you want to leave it in a body bag.

… I just needed an excuse to draw cursed cat Alastor before it dies out

Day 1: how was the fall?

me when i am a goober. happy birthday pine twins

I love how the dank crypt is littered with books calling out the secrets of half your companions. Like haha wow this musty book on Vampires sure is calling out the stray guy we picked up on the side of the road that's so wild

Also it took me like, four playthroughs to realise that you don't need to disarm every single fireball and vent in that room to open the sarcophagus... you just...... disarm the sarcophagus and you're good... Sorry Astarion for making you go through so much work while everyone else stayed safe in a corner it will happen again

as always l The Oatmeal l ⬇txt-edited

He's getting glamrockier

he's just concerned for your safety