The Real Barbie Is Y/n.

Incorrect quotes ft. Stan twins

he's just concerned for your safety

thought this would be good to share.

I love how the dank crypt is littered with books calling out the secrets of half your companions. Like haha wow this musty book on Vampires sure is calling out the stray guy we picked up on the side of the road that's so wild

Also it took me like, four playthroughs to realise that you don't need to disarm every single fireball and vent in that room to open the sarcophagus... you just...... disarm the sarcophagus and you're good... Sorry Astarion for making you go through so much work while everyone else stayed safe in a corner it will happen again

JOURNAL 3 BLACKLIGHT EDITION REVEALED! (Part 3)

Oh boy. This is it. The final stretch.

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Wild West AU my beloved!

In order:

their first interaction (cause as we all know, she doesn't spare a glance to them on their actual first meeting)

Moon and The Lioness hiding while Sun baits their targets-

A little banter in the Saloon with some of The Lioness' old acquaintances , specialized in technology and quite flabbergasted to see such advanced automatons "in the hands of a criminal"

+ a little bonus under the cut

Did you know that apparently Mary Jane was much cheaper and used as a substitute for tobacco often in the wild west? I didn't either but I read that fact a few days ago and I couldn't stop thinking about it-

“english isn’t my first langua—“ say no more.

sorry since realizing my gender i have zero tolerance for the whole “man hating” angle of being queer i hate i hate it i hate you. stop. you are hurting people.

So I have this headcanon-

Based off his dialogue "Those foolish Bishops thought they could keep you from me in death. But instead they sent you straight to me." in the start of the game, and since there's no other lambs for him to use thus making OUR Lamb the last of their kind; the Bishops were doing something to prevent any lambs from going to him in death, perhaps consuming their souls (in the same way they consume follower's souls when transforming into their Eldritch forms)

Which means our Lamb's arrival was either an accident or intentional, and since Shamura already has shown to have a soft spot for Narinder, including sending him Aym and Baal so he's not lonley, and also the state of their mind at the time...I don't think it's too unlilkey that maybe it's Shamura's fault the Lamb was sent to The One Who Waits.