@cassyapper

why can’t tumblr adverts be like. cool stuff. why do they all have to be that stupid insufferable king puzzle bullshit game or like. massive tits. why can’t they all just be adverts for garlic bread and cool ass rocks

👏 how 👏 many 👏 shrimps 👏 do 👏 you 👏 hgave 👏 to 👏 eat

👏 before 👏 you 👏 srimps 👏 flimp 👏 geep

👏 eeb 👏 ko 👏 freeg 👏 nan 👏 zo 👏 big 👏 zig

👏 shrimps 👏 are 👏 made 👏 of 👏 shrimp

have you seen the JWST images of the pillars of creation? i could cry just looking at them. they’re so beautiful.

looking at them i get so emotional. i can’t believe i am lucky enough to be alive in this time of beginning to understand the cosmos.

(second half has been rotated to match orientation of the first)

once i am well enough i will be going to college for astrophysics. i cannot wait to be who i know i can be.

the way i’m so down bad for hazekura mikitaka is ridiculous he’s not even human

not even in a sexual way i just wanna fluff up his hair and aaaaaagh strangle him or something idek i just need to squeeze this creechure

GUYS I FOUND MY NINTENDO DS AND IT STILL WORKS AND I HAVE SPENT THE MORNING PLAYING MARIO KART DS AND BRAIN AGE EXPRESS

you ever been so fucking angry that your face gets hot

i am staying alive out of spite for the next four years. i am not going to let the government kill me. fuck everyone in power. this is my life, and you cannot have it.

kids these days have never played a single second of coolmathgames or yepi.com and it shows, okay?

am i a freak or does everyone else also take a bite of a banana and then split it into three with their tongue like some kind of alien make out session